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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 581stMost Influential: 874thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,807th
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Old Emporia

Population5.107 billion

CapitalNew Rapture


The Republic of Old Emporia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Elizabeth with an even hand, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, aversion to nipples, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working population of 5.107 billion Old Emporians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Social Policy, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Rapture. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Old Emporian economy, worth 643 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 126,082 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

The countryside is shrouded by wind farms, the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles', party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", and stoned tourists don't tend to remember much about their holidays here. Crime is totally unknown. Old Emporia's national animal is the Crow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Old Emporia is ranked 19,380th in the world and 488th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 865.05946719492 Days.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 581stMost Influential: 874thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,807thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,840thLargest Retail Industry: 9,653rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,405thTop
Most Inclusive: 11,671stLargest Black Market: 12,106thHighest Drug Use: 13,680thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,601stMost Developed: 15,769thMost Efficient Economies: 15,988thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,211thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,511thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,796thMost Cultured: 16,846thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 16,956thMost Secular: 17,555thSmartest Citizens: 18,046thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,137thMost Corrupt Governments: 19,240thMost Stationary: 19,380thHighest Average Incomes: 20,099th
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 168th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 227th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 267th in the regionMost Influential: 320th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 384th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 420th in the regionLargest Black Market: 443rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 474th in the regionMost Stationary: 488th in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 658th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 688th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 753rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 772nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 784th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 808th in the regionMost Cultured: 816th in the regionMost Developed: 819th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 837th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 846th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 906th in the regionMost Secular: 909th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 921st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 946th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 947th in the regionLargest Populations: 977th in the region

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