Population | 7.597 billion |
Capital | Delminium |
Leader | King Darius Banovic I |
Faith | Roman Catholicism |
Currency | Kuna |
Animal | Dinaric Tiger |
The Kingdom of Old World Order is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by King Darius Banovic I with an iron fist, and notable for its national health service, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 7.597 billion Croats of old world are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Delminium. The average income tax rate is 93.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Croatian economy, worth a remarkable 1,109 trillion Kunas a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 146,106 Kunas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.
Military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives, delivery truck companies use hospital parking lots to store 16-wheelers, eminent domain has been abolished, and renewable energy projects have ground to a halt. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Old World Order's national animal is the Dinaric Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.
Old World Order is ranked 171,082nd in the world and 492nd in Europe for Most Stationary, with 97.38068767632 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Old World Order was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Narmocrana.
- : Following new legislation in Old World Order, renewable energy projects have ground to a halt.
- : Following new legislation in Old World Order, eminent domain has been abolished.
- : Following new legislation in Old World Order, delivery truck companies use hospital parking lots to store 16-wheelers.
- : Following new legislation in Old World Order, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives.
- : Old World Order was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Old World Order, prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos.
- : Following new legislation in Old World Order, victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians.
- : Following new legislation in Old World Order, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques.
- : Following new legislation in Old World Order, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma.
World Assembly
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