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Most Devout: 1,711thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,024thMost Influential: 5,062nd
The Kingdom of
Iron Fist Consumerists
God and the Croats
King Darius Banovic I
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Old World Order

Population7.597 billion

CapitalDelminium
LeaderKing Darius Banovic I
FaithRoman Catholicism

CurrencyKuna
AnimalDinaric Tiger

The Kingdom of Old World Order is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by King Darius Banovic I with an iron fist, and notable for its national health service, compulsory military service, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 7.597 billion Croats of old world are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Delminium. The average income tax rate is 93.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Croatian economy, worth a remarkable 1,109 trillion Kunas a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 146,106 Kunas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives, delivery truck companies use hospital parking lots to store 16-wheelers, eminent domain has been abolished, and renewable energy projects have ground to a halt. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Old World Order's national animal is the Dinaric Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Old World Order is ranked 171,082nd in the world and 492nd in Europe for Most Stationary, with 97.38068767632 days.

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Most Devout: 1,711thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,024thTop
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Most Influential: 5,062ndLowest Crime Rates: 5,727thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,219thLargest Retail Industry: 6,254thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,627thMost Cultured: 6,794thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,978thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,516thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,365thBest Weather: 8,988thMost Patriotic: 9,990thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,297thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,364thHealthiest Citizens: 10,632ndLargest Governments: 10,703rdMost Efficient Economies: 10,761stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,869thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,038thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,139thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,842ndMost Developed: 12,150thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,182ndMost Conservative: 13,772ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,389thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 18,377thMost Authoritarian: 20,715thLargest Publishing Industry: 20,974thHighest Average Incomes: 23,730thLargest Welfare Programs: 25,260thHighest Economic Output: 26,305thHighest Poor Incomes: 27,416th
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Most Devout: 20th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 38th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 71st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 73rd in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 77th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 78th in the regionMost Conservative: 90th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 91st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 112th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 120th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 120th in the regionMost Cultured: 130th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 131st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 139th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Old World Order was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Narmocrana.
  • : Following new legislation in Old World Order, renewable energy projects have ground to a halt.
  • : Following new legislation in Old World Order, eminent domain has been abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in Old World Order, delivery truck companies use hospital parking lots to store 16-wheelers.
  • : Following new legislation in Old World Order, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives.
  • : Old World Order was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Old World Order, prison reforms have replaced communal luaus with communal loos.
  • : Following new legislation in Old World Order, victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in Old World Order, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques.
  • : Following new legislation in Old World Order, seven-year-olds debate for weeks on the merits of the Oxford comma.

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