The United Fascist States of OldAmerica is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by His Imperious Condescension with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 29.463 billion OldAmericans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cathair Na Am. The average income tax rate is 85.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient OldAmerican economy, worth an astonishing 12,457 trillion Blacknotes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 422,824 Blacknotes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Demand for gourmet white truffles is on the rise, one does not simply walk into the tundra, people can get away with murder these days, and the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. OldAmerica's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

OldAmerica is ranked 153,068^th in the world and 3,339^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Authoritarian, with 693.86 milliStalins.