The Bottles Full of Olde English High Gravity 800 is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Local Drunk with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, daily referendums, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 18.383 billion Olde English High Gravity 800ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Liquor Store. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Olde English High Gravity 800ian economy, worth a remarkable 8,271 trillion 40 ounces a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 449,975 40 ounces, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven, nude art is becoming wildly popular, builders across Olde English High Gravity 800 are blocked up with orders for new public loos, and citizens need a magnifying glass and color chart to distinguish between nearly identical brand labels. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Olde English High Gravity 800's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Olde English High Gravity 800.

Olde English High Gravity 800 is ranked 293,503^rd in the world and 3^rd in South Central LA for Lowest Crime Rates, with 3.61 law-abiding acts per hour.