by Max Barry

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 139thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 269thMost Influential: 483rd
The Cerulean Peaceloving Kingdom of
New York Times Democracy
Aequatis, Felicitatem, Pax. Moo?
His Royal Majesty King Olofin
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population1.848 billion

LeaderHis Royal Majesty King Olofin

AnimalAbik Valley Dove

The Cerulean Peaceloving Kingdom of Olofin is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by His Royal Majesty King Olofin with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.848 billion Olofinians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Abik. The average income tax rate is 94.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Olofinian economy, worth 276 trillion e-Ayoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 149,770 e-Ayoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

His Royal Majesty King Olofin's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies, primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit, some Olofinian athletes have defected to Blackacre after being denied the chance to compete in international sporting events, and agreeing to appear on TV is often the best way to access social care. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Olofin's national animal is the Abik Valley Dove, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ijnabism.

Olofin is ranked 189,262nd in the world and 8,234th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -255.56 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 139thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 269thMost Influential: 483rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,323rdMost Pacifist: 1,538thSafest: 1,598thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,744thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,779thNicest Citizens: 1,974thTop
Most Inclusive: 2,728thBest Weather: 3,053rdLongest Average Lifespans: 3,380thHealthiest Citizens: 3,478thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,627thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,680thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,345thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,350thMost Developed: 4,396thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,517thLowest Crime Rates: 4,859thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,269thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,311thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,353rdSmartest Citizens: 5,605thLargest Governments: 6,163rdHighest Poor Incomes: 6,853rdMost Cultured: 7,233rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,322ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,734thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,822ndMost Efficient Economies: 10,279thTop
Most Secular: 10,751stHighest Average Incomes: 13,456thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,505thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,539th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 27th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 76th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 85th in the regionSafest: 90th in the regionTop
Most Pacifist: 103rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 113th in the regionNicest Citizens: 128th in the regionMost Influential: 152nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 172nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 182nd in the regionBest Weather: 193rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 197th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 207th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 210th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 213th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 215th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 218th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 242nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 245th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 246th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 264th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 266th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 275th in the regionMost Developed: 277th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 319th in the regionLargest Governments: 330th in the regionMost Cultured: 366th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 385th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 396th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 508th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 561st in the regionMost Secular: 591st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 643rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 706th in the regionMost Politically Free: 826th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 835th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 900th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Olofin was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in Olofin, agreeing to appear on TV is often the best way to access social care.
  • : Following new legislation in Olofin, some Olofinian athletes have defected to Blackacre after being denied the chance to compete in international sporting events.
  • : Following new legislation in Olofin, primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Olofin, His Royal Majesty King Olofin's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies.
  • : Following new legislation in Olofin, student athletes gaze forlornly at abandoned Abik Valley Doveball fields.
  • : Olofin voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Nuremgard".
  • : Olofin voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Integrity in Law Enforcement".
  • : Following new legislation in Olofin, the carbon tax fund gladly supplies warm blankets when the poor can't pay their heating bills.
  • : Following new legislation in Olofin, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 360 » Dabarastan, The Rhein States, United Kahndaq, Pazair, Territorio di Nessuno, Loutsland, Guer Aike, Great Bights Mum, Fraguale Cothe, Dreadton, Sundred, Corfad, Daiz, Kasazzastan, Koda-Land, Trillius, Notyoutopia, Yaorozu, Shibutani, Orado, Zyvetskistaahn, Siwale, 1 very fast endotarter, Pallaith, Clan Spaniel, McMasterdonia, Runeda, Ethnon, Vincone Cae, PlanetPunk, Sunto, North Bratislava, Dar es Saalam, Seenvorland, The Teddy, Selfgradatude, Kranostav, Xentherida, Viridiann, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Zumlandia, 5 kingdoms of Britannia, Frances Francis the First of France, Steampunk Ariel, Vernest Quill, Glurponia, Wisconsota, Wineclaw, Advancia-Sizzletown, Abject Ludicrosity, and 310 others.Holy Oranz, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Omnistria, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Newpromisedland, The Tampa Bay Rays, Sil Dorsett, Interdimensional Zone, Ravendi, Valhalla123, Jovian Knights, Bearical, Shadowrik, Empy, Prydania, Partax, El Fiji Grande, Pleroma Sans Romans, Gnomewatchers, The Iron Lions, Terban Kedah, Valentine Z, Fendlium, Praeceps, Zecit, Volstokn, Cobleck Weleis, Zokk, Tachycardia, Austral States of America, Serendipita Martia, Avemterra, Napnomadia, Loli County, Sea Ghost, Rosewood-, Hamerica, Wilkshire, Free Culture, Fayyayid, PotatoFarmers, Merconitonitopia, Moubarakistan, Kelvaros Prime, Xagill, Noahs Second Country, Malta Comino Gozo, Universal State Formula, Woodsend, The New Communist Republic Of States, Yokciq Empire, Wit Noreis, The Stratosphere Islands, MiaryBhalzhack, The Endless Eventide, Lucedeia, New Jamgra, Votak Matim, Joodey, Psychotic Vegans, KhalChicken, Eschatosia, Minuda, Chukstik Illahi, Eraver, The Sinclarian Provinces, The Real Ram Ranch, Unsophisticate, Freyford, Grue, Marmiedon, Solmetria, Alice Gardens, AAA Provisional Empire, Wolvenland, Abonland, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Aetulia, British Pacific Islands, Cors Evia, Arimbia, Ausnakulia, Lemonbiscuits, Alamei, French Bananastan, Fel Imass, Kappacon, Dakota Territories, Newam, Gilakistan, New Lakemba, The Most Freedom Ever, The O C, Fascist Democracy, Walter Jackson, Soviet Terran, Godwanna, Amblegreserland, Joevala, United Federation of Technocrats, Montarc, Vexilia, Dicko, Karazan, The Austro Germanic Union, United States of Medford, Manticore utopia, East Supple Lund, Great Jenovah, Calamazo, Dopeland420, Dadastan Archipelago, Wooleystan, Fredericksborg, Panama Coalition, Arlens Apartment, Nationeer, Necromonia, South Almyra, Xyrron, Drutopia Insomnia, Choistan, Cloydicia, Lorigia, Potatolandium, Disunited Earth, Conservative State of Poland, Esplandia, Revolutionary Sealand, Fizban, LostLegion, Aeolist, Quentiam Viventem, Detrivania, Ihese, SherpDaWerp in TNP, The Lancerian Empire, Nordic-British Union, Phoronu, Prevaland, Crader, Cinnibar, Diodone, Plangainer, Altivia, Zixu, SORT, Yukti, Venezuelia, Nisastria, Novaray, Centromuria, Veltania, Australian Socialist Commonwealths, Itallitopia, Miamington, New Avian, Sunaiya, Old Emporia, Anne Hathaway, Noesantara, Independent Halls, Antiyard, The Windmilluminati, New Octicarg, Immenium, Cape Flower, The Kingdom and Realm of Anubis, The Greylands, States of Asra, Westinor, Yemet, North Novkia, Preble, Azzarel, BrightFutures, Nistriabar, Virillum, Ataraxia Somnia, Moose repupblic, Memenaide, The English Alliance, West Hamburg, Irishvan, United Asgardian States, Tellavinna, Iceria, Asgardira, Varola, Orenmark, Vauquelin, Unshleepd, Nova Arcania, Pradovnia, Kadarra, Hyphen, United States of Americanas, Ing Comashki, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Schnuftelland, Saint Alaric, Maott, The Pantheons, Solskjar, Korovan Isles, Zeternia, Khoik, Greater New America, Astronomical, Solimun, Zemnaya Svoboda, The Serdey Islands, Fauzjhia, Oceanialia, Mesopotama, Greater Pittsburgh, Frostcell, Sikol, Saperisole, Zzozona, Timothea, Termathe, I Like Killing people, Fox Richy, Libertania Democratica, Former English Colony, Fluffy Noodles, Shinjuku tokyo 0, The Calabash Protectorate, Kocherian, Montinario, Dangine, Asoc lon, Ihsan, Yalgora, Innocentic, Seanat, Pizza Squared, Brucklania, U S Eh, Arichia, The United States of Nuclear Weapons, Simone Republic, Eywaan, Principia Mathematica, Solcius, Damsmel, Highton Islands, Nouvelle-Floride, Unimaginable Doom, Fracie, Smesh, Labora, Madjack, Pokemanland, The Noviosyus, Maynilan, Xipher, Kragsgale, Palisede, Buckhem, Loptous, Astal Aavors, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, Ultra777, WeKnow, Andexia, Eastern Cous Empria, Zaeli, David Davidson, Anungu, Zimmerdachen, Free Lives, Maclare, DIMAnism, Neu-Galicia, Heilhum Imperius, Eurochina, Vathnutum, Kenaniahistan, Draconian Progression, Harjad, Gautania, Therizia, Frahnkzaden, Aerilia, Avastate, Cosmosplosion, Cretox State, Morover, Visse, Kurniastan, Sisang, Northern Gulebird, Snottelling, Outer Shenendoah, Amprak, Lulubellia, Glanst, Comfed, Magna Banitia, The Kingdom Of Wagies, Democratic Republic of Kohland, Chips and Guac, Elvoreto, Navsland, Rozarus, Jestings, and Hardscrabble.

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