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Omigodtheykilledkenny was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 17
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 71stMost Armed: 99thLargest Gambling Industry: 106th
The Mysterion Rising of
Capitalizt
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Influence
Power
Founder / D!ck-tator
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Omigodtheykilledkenny

Population33.393 billion

CapitalParadise City
LeaderJenny Chiang
Faithidol worship

Currencytree-fiddy
AnimalLoch Ness Monster

The Mysterion Rising of Omigodtheykilledkenny is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Jenny Chiang with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, flagrant waste-dumping, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 33.393 billion Kennyites enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradise City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kennyite economy, worth an astonishing 15,430 trillion tree-fiddies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 462,100 tree-fiddies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,374,948 per year while the poor average 19,618, a ratio of 172 to 1.

Family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, Kennyite TV is considered cruel and unusual punishment in other countries, new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes, and college-level writing classes are taught by undergraduate editors of the school newspaper. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Omigodtheykilledkenny's national animal is the Loch Ness Monster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is idol worship.

Omigodtheykilledkenny is ranked 208,344th in the world and 21st in Antarctic Oasis for Lowest Crime Rates, with 1.85 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 71stMost Armed: 99thLargest Gambling Industry: 106thHighest Crime Rates: 114thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 115thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 128thHighest Economic Output: 144thFattest Citizens: 148thHighest Disposable Incomes: 150thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 155thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 157thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 158thMost Avoided: 188thLargest Insurance Industry: 228thMost Stationary: 261stMost Rebellious Youth: 319thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 324thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 343rdHighest Average Incomes: 403rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 411thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 457thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 485thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 681stLargest Mining Sector: 725thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 743rdRudest Citizens: 778thLargest Retail Industry: 1,028thLargest Populations: 1,219thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,281stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,290thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,396thMost Efficient Economies: 1,753rdLargest Publishing Industry: 2,001stTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,244thMost Influential: 3,128thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,143rdMost Cultured: 4,656thLargest Black Market: 6,784thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,287thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 10,555thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,242ndNudest: 19,923rd
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the region

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