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Most Valuable International Artwork: 50thHighest Crime Rates: 900thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 946th
The Tropical Paradise of
New York Times Democracy
Be as the sea. Always in motion. Stillness is death.
Kalani T'ai
WA Delegate / Ali'i
Civil Rights
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One Small Island

Population3.673 billion

LeaderKalani T'ai

CurrencySand Dollar

The Tropical Paradise of One Small Island is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Kalani T'ai with a fair hand, and notable for its public floggings, ritual sacrifices, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.673 billion Islanders enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darkwater. The average income tax rate is 23.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Islandian economy, worth 482 trillion Sand Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 131,252 Sand Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The carbon tax fund gladly supplies warm blankets when the poor can't pay their heating bills, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, Kalani T'ai shot first, and children often kick Seagulls for amusement. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. One Small Island's national animal is the Seagull, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Piracy.

One Small Island is ranked 232,768th in the world and 40th in Warzone Sandbox for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -10.32 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 50thHighest Crime Rates: 900thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 946thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,072ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,792ndRudest Citizens: 1,907thTop
Most Influential: 2,821stLargest Retail Industry: 4,399thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,579thFattest Citizens: 5,507thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,187thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,428thLargest Black Market: 7,991stTop
Most Armed: 12,756thMost Cultured: 12,776thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,967thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,019thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,689thMost Inclusive: 15,195thHighest Drug Use: 17,712thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,721stHighest Average Incomes: 19,370thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,718thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,231stMost Efficient Economies: 21,888th
Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the region

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