The All Consuming Federation of Onocarcass is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Nikita Drakobyl with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, strictly enforced bedtime, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 26.55 billion Onocarcans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Kingston. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Onocarcan economy, worth a remarkable 5,928 trillion Kyrns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 223,288 Kyrns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries, fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets, foreign nations often blame poverty and terrorism on Onocarcan selfishness, and document forgery is a critical skill for would-be politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Onocarcass's national animal is the Golden Kzaric Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Chymyrtism.

Onocarcass is ranked 1,601^st in the world and 2^nd in Union of Free Nations for Lowest Crime Rates, with 153.11 law-abiding acts per hour.