The Quarantine Memery of Oofery is a huge, genial nation, notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic population of 591 million VSCO Girls are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Roblox. The average income tax rate is 74.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Ooferian economy, worth 56.4 trillion dabs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,507 dabs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Convicted murderers are free to walk the streets provided they attend rehabilitation classes, there's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, and hospitals are amongst the best-funded in the region. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oofery's national animal is the turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Oofery is ranked 168,895^th in the world and 7,721^st in The East Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.89 Crimes Per Hour.