The Not A VSCO Girl of Oofery is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Doja Cat with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.17 billion VSCO Girls love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Roblox. The average income tax rate is 86.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming VSCO Girlian economy, worth 130 trillion dabs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 111,296 dabs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Doja Cat's handshakes with opposition leaders usually lead to thumb wars, dog owners proudly declare that their pups can predict when the mailman will arrive, immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups, and voter turnout for the election of the Junior Assistant for Non-Digital Media Strategies has been unsurprisingly low. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oofery's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Oofery is ranked 10,615^th in the world and 287^th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 92.04 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.