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Most Valuable International Artwork: 33rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 413thLargest Welfare Programs: 635th
The ProcrastiNation of
New York Times Democracy
Laziness is sometimes a blessing, but always a curse
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

Overview Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Oofery

Population3.016 billion

CapitalLazytown
LeaderRobbie Rotten
FaithChristianity

Currencydead meme
Animalowl

The ProcrastiNation of Oofery is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Robbie Rotten with a fair hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, sprawling nuclear power plants, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 3.016 billion Ooferians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lazytown. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Ooferian economy, worth 459 trillion dead memes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 152,243 dead memes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries, pushy mums tell their kids to be doctors and engineers but steer them away from being penniless lawyers, there are six more weeks of winter if a northerner sees her shadow, and sheepish teenagers are making eye contact with their parents for the first time in a decade during state-enforced 'no-phones hour'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oofery's national animal is the owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Oofery is ranked 238,432nd in the world and 8,243rd in The East Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -13.45 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 33rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 413thLargest Welfare Programs: 635thMost Influential: 695thMost Pacifist: 833rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 895thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 948thNicest Citizens: 988thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,288thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,312thMost Inclusive: 1,349thSafest: 1,382ndBest Weather: 2,073rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,397thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,628thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,686thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,705thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,125thLowest Crime Rates: 3,200thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,223rdHealthiest Citizens: 3,259thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,659thLargest Governments: 3,816thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,743rdMost Developed: 4,975thMost Cultured: 5,017thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,173rdSmartest Citizens: 7,333rdMost Efficient Economies: 9,850thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,267thMost Devout: 10,285thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,798thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 13,679thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,703rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,958thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,165th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 13th in the regionMost Influential: 23rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 24th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 26th in the regionMost Pacifist: 26th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 28th in the regionNicest Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 30th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 41st in the regionSafest: 44th in the regionMost Inclusive: 53rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 58th in the regionBest Weather: 68th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 76th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 81st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 92nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 95th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 95th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 95th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 97th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 109th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 114th in the regionLargest Governments: 114th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 121st in the regionMost Cultured: 130th in the regionMost Developed: 154th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 195th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 277th in the regionMost Devout: 288th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 336th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 353rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 405th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 407th in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 432nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 440th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 635th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Oofery was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens and the Top 5% for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Oofery, sheepish teenagers are making eye contact with their parents for the first time in a decade during state-enforced 'no-phones hour'.
  • : Following new legislation in Oofery, there are six more weeks of winter if a northerner sees her shadow.
  • : Following new legislation in Oofery, pushy mums tell their kids to be doctors and engineers but steer them away from being penniless lawyers.
  • : Following new legislation in Oofery, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries.
  • : Following new legislation in Oofery, power stations shutting down at night has made bedtime reading tricky.
  • : Following new legislation in Oofery, voter turnout for the election of the Junior Assistant for Non-Digital Media Strategies has been unsurprisingly low.
  • : Following new legislation in Oofery, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines.
  • : Oofery was endorsed by The Federal Republic of United States of Calipon.
  • : Following new legislation in Oofery, religious households enthusiastically use whips in private.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 298 » New Leganes, VW53Aland, Pakitsk, Brotherland, East Malaysia, Asendavia, H-Zhena, Staynes, Albrook, Alttaea, Bai Lung, Centrical Union, CANZUK 1, CheeseBurrito, An Unknown End, Cameronia Excellentia, Concentus, Bundes Republic Deutschland, Aeljae, Barfleur, Tretrid, Elejamie, Distro-Spartica, Drunken Seal Islands, BearStackof2015, Axdel, Adavan, Dannemarie, Dragonia, Debluu, Cymru Broadcasters, A Slanted Black Stripe, Chols Worithopia, Arouran, Edmontia, Davinhia, Cyrillic Peoples, Dravida India, The New Tace, Tawuse, Euricanis, Hexyia, Fellon, Hitaria, Firenation91, Hokolokia, Greater New Cassandra, Holy Alasia Orozen, Gunov, Biggstonia, and 248 others.Enou, Imperial Akatsuki, Freedomindia, HinduRashtr, Impia Aghte, Farangia, Freedom Fascists, Iodinia, Azureano, Harro Waarudho, Airrajul, Interdimensional Waifus, CopyCato, Fontesia, Karatol-Advenra, La xinga, Kublam, Icelandic Imperium, Enlil, Khadah, Lanagon, Komiker Mawrysharken, Lurolona, Modra, Layngderfleethe, Monezambique, Lyontisia, Janoobi Jazair, Kaigi, Norna Chitya, Lorynia, Jamitri, North Insomnia, New Bradenia Ghost, Khvetsch, New Bobby, Merlovich, Headpat Central, Noreds Thereneuthene, Moewland, Kucia, Lantros, Kalaratri, Kyrtizhan, New Liberitad, Our Gods, Pizza devil cat, Kangarawa, Mecsherstein, Mozembique, Harmonic Yeetlandia, Kristanya, New Ailartsua, Coruh, Monix, Abtracnt, Pekweng, Outer Verron Swicia Islands, BuciLand, 3 14159265358979323846264, Kunstistan, Nurmani, Dorles, Roliganistan, Rainbow Vests, Republic of Berzerkistan, Plazland, Skaivania, Ripsylvania, Samaltak True, Granskau, Servants of Gizmo, Ribanzi, Santa Dystopia, Seri Tai Republic, Wiranath, Rhothstan, Vita Libertas Beatitudinem, Taurora, Stellar Colonies, The Soviet Space Commie Union, ReeK, Unger under over, Wisdoms and Knowledges, Talitoa, Wakeopolis, Zukchiva, Tassirion, Trulu, The solar ottomans, The Empire of Rijelv, Tshana, ReReReRepublic, Trimmania, Upper Ellisse, Under Upper Antartica, Socialist Holy American Empire, Rhealaliit, Rokaku, Republoslavia, FreedomIand, The Three States of Fortuna, Goodnamesarerare, United China Nation, Wapl, Sen Jast, From New World, Ridann, Roissyland, Order of the saint Dumas, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, Wanabe, Propwash, The Armed Savages, Survivoristan, Joundia, Pasedonia, Zang0, Stadacon, Amjedia, Slys Paws, Jonathan Schmidt, Faid, Arunika, Cacnesia, Slongs, Slonful, Am Echad, Roma IV, Acronis, Kriov, The Almighty Country, Nevertopia, Republic of New India, Dragons Blood, Anarchica landia, Wallenburg, Taapi, Raneve Brusertheatel, Bharatewa, Narinoland, Danelaw Scandinavia, ParaSymmetry, Busto arsizio2, The Great Andes, Ze Noobalingas, Rabarbarys, ArenaC, Boooshi, Insolandie, Crucifer, Blobbo, JosheNation, Developing World, Later Goryeo, Catlovenia, Middle Pitburn, Plaines, Empire of Dabiristan, Sudarshan, Kasai del Sur, Juliania Secundus, Arasakami, Capitalist Golborne, Mid-Land, Cellar Doors, Brova, Rocie, LibRight Libertarianism, Hogwarts of muggles, Zukish, Devlon, Isahaak, Federation Of Columbian Republics, Adolanta, Cisdaniria, Lorrana, RumButter, Pledonia, Nordic Eurasia, North Bernia, Tofoon, Endertopias, Shavara, Firlands, Fuflix workers union, Akorial, Arcarum, Jove Mahmo, Macaco Forte, Martian States of America, The Great Tea Empire, Eastern Alksearia, Yaceistan, Ulvesogullr, Eastern Romgalia, Johor DT, Sapre, Zwen, Rabaconia, Obridles, Biingus, The Kulaata Islands, Piranovia, Eastern Hyront Scassen, Zudong, Vizh, Greater Novast, Heatherspike, Blobon, Pirnovo, Solek, Eagas, Technocratic Tagalog, Spiruvania, Cafe Hell, Daravon, Personus, Soleil8, Dermsie area, Vessarlian, Indonesia Soekarnoisme, Skipnom, Paint Drinker Islands, Eumania, Verdiente Heimatlander, Lueva, Saint Richelieu, Colyn, Eagle Crest, Hydrohomies, New Era states, East Sakhlin, Rep of India, Nythi, Urandua, Tuvaltastan, Sandboxford, Tierra Fuego, Preat, Veterans Association, Maricentria, Helenalia, Aquyia, Remonatracy, Northern Celavon, Konneticut, and United States of Calipon.

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