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Most Ignorant Citizens: 7th Most Devout: 9th Most Primitive: 17th
The Nomadic Peoples of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Primitive tools all the way
Influence
Hermit
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Oog Valley

Population6.977 billion

CapitalBig Cave
LeaderOgg
FaithCult of Rocks and Sticks

CurrencyRock
AnimalMammoth

The Nomadic Peoples of Oog Valley is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Ogg with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avowedly heterosexual populace, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.977 billion primitive mens are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Big Cave. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Oog Valleyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,710 trillion Rocks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 245,144 Rocks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 810,553 per year while the poor average 55,425, a ratio of 14.6 to 1.

Trade deals are born to the sound of a royal woman's anguished screams, the government is reining in public spending, polygamy is legal, and Oog Valleyian junkies argue that poppy stalks are ornamental flowers. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Oog Valley's national animal is the Mammoth, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Cult of Rocks and Sticks.

Oog Valley is ranked 154,726th in the world and 1st in EL REINO for Most Pacifist, with 1.72 Cheeks Turned Per Day.

Top
1%
Most Ignorant Citizens: 7thMost Devout: 9thMost Primitive: 17thLargest Gambling Industry: 64thFattest Citizens: 88thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 180thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 185thMost Corrupt Governments: 205thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 252ndLargest Mining Sector: 331stMost Avoided: 364thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 425thMost Armed: 464thHighest Crime Rates: 751stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,047thRudest Citizens: 1,208thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,487thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,545thTop
5%
Largest Black Market: 1,595thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,816thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,937thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,939thHighest Average Incomes: 3,045thNudest: 3,134thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,363rdMost Efficient Economies: 6,016thHighest Economic Output: 7,426thTop
10%
Largest Governments: 10,127thMost Stationary: 14,850th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Oog Valley was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Oog Valley, Oog Valleyian junkies argue that poppy stalks are ornamental flowers.
  • : Following new legislation in Oog Valley, polygamy is legal.
  • : Following new legislation in Oog Valley, the government is reining in public spending.
  • : Following new legislation in Oog Valley, trade deals are born to the sound of a royal woman's anguished screams.
  • : Following new legislation in Oog Valley, wood-framed catapults are ready to launch diseased corpses into besieged cities.
  • : Following new legislation in Oog Valley, dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Oog Valley, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli.
  • : Oog Valley was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Oog Valley, mostly women are seen and not heard.

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