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Most Cheerful Citizens: 16,587th
The Boer Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Omnia omnibus
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Oranje Staat

Population2.94 billion

CapitalBloemfontein
LeaderLouw van Schalkwyk
FaithDutch Reformed

Currencypound
Animallion

The Boer Republic of Oranje Staat is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Louw van Schalkwyk with an iron fist, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, ubiquitous missile silos, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.94 billion Boers are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bloemfontein. The average income tax rate is 23.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Boer economy, worth 189 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is 64,476 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, and drug-related crimes carry the death penalty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oranje Staat's national animal is the lion and its national religion is Dutch Reformed.

Oranje Staat is ranked 147,554th in the world and 92nd in Institute of Cellulose for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 425.2 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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