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Safest: 2,982ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,095thBest Weather: 4,251st
The Holy Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Protect Orcas (and Narwhals)
WA Delegate
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Orca and Narwhal

Population8.373 billion

CapitalGenerals City
LeaderDrum Major Lawrence


The Holy Republic of Orca and Narwhal is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Drum Major Lawrence with a fair hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and aversion to nipples. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.373 billion Orca and Narwhalians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Generals City. The average income tax rate is 91.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Orca and Narwhalian economy, worth 963 trillion Narwhals a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 115,120 Narwhals, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, government agents stalk the aisles of grocery stores for out-of-stock medications, and imitation is the sincerest form of felony. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orca and Narwhal's national animal is the Orca, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Orca and Narwhal is ranked 228,761st in the world and 81st in The Democratic Republic for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -9.21 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Safest: 2,982ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,095thBest Weather: 4,251stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,913thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,944thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,094thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,199thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,075thLowest Crime Rates: 6,448thNicest Citizens: 6,690thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,818thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,173rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,642ndMost Pacifist: 7,829thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,324thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,419thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,552ndHealthiest Citizens: 8,567thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,767thMost Inclusive: 9,467thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,703rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,711thSmartest Citizens: 9,783rdLargest Governments: 10,312thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,153rdTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 12,079thMost Cultured: 12,313thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,036thMost Developed: 15,783rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,438thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,403rdHighest Economic Output: 19,282ndMost Income Equality: 21,544thMost Influential: 23,045th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionMost Income Equality: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Inclusive: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 8th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 10 » Nekhrosia, NRBGinsberg, Whestion, Delmarva and New England, Vajrayanah, Yerapia, UniKR, Jotalonya, N0sm4, and Gandharasila.

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