The Matriarchy of Ori-Chan is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 9.074 billion Ori-Chanians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.5%.

The strong Ori-Chanian economy, worth 272 trillion lire a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 29,978 lire, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 193,214 per year while the poor average 1,879, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Ori-Chan's national animal is the turtle, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Ori-Chan is ranked 270,618^th in the world and 160^th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Lowest Crime Rates, with 38.58 law-abiding acts per hour.