Population | 13.336 billion |
Capital | Senippah |
Leader | Column Busboy |
Faith | Loafism |
Currency | Packed Dirt Coin |
Animal | dog |
The Holy Paradise of Orlytar is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Column Busboy with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 13.336 billion Orlytarites have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Senippah. The average income tax rate is 72.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Orlytarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,235 trillion Packed Dirt Coins a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 92,624 Packed Dirt Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
The jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism, denied drugs and entertainment the nation's youth are taking to petty crime to alleviate their boredom, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', and the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Orlytar's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Loafism.
Orlytar is ranked 274,603rd in the world and 9,530th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 9.1339872098 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Orlytar's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : Orlytar's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Orlytar was refounded in Lazarus.
- : Orlytar ceased to exist in The Great Experiment.
- : Orlytar was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Orlytar was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dead and Most Zombies.
- : Orlytar's influence in The Great Experiment rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Orlytar's influence in The Great Experiment rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Orlytar's influence in The Great Experiment rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
- : Orlytar's influence in The Great Experiment rose from "Zero" to "Newcomer".