The Republic of Orogonia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Olivia Hall with a fair hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 1.911 billion Orogonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Education, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pheoria. The average income tax rate is 44.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Orogonian economy, worth 228 trillion hurlings a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 119,662 hurlings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, every week is blindness awareness week, museums have more touchscreens on display than artifacts, and internet sites are legally unable to stop their users from posting pornography. Crime is totally unknown. Orogonia's national animal is the Grizzly, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Orogonia is ranked 230,644^th in the world and 8,640^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -297.92 on the Scary Big Number Scale.