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Lowest Crime Rates: 268thMost Developed: 363rdHealthiest Citizens: 381st
The United Realms of
Democratic Socialists
El Poder Nace del Fuego
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Oronia

Population16.657 billion

CapitalAntüria
LeaderKing Felipe III
FaithThe Church of Oronia

Currencyorolo
Animaljaguar

The United Realms of Oronia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King Felipe III with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 16.657 billion Oronians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Antüria. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Oronian economy, worth a remarkable 4,611 trillion oroloes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 276,847 oroloes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance, cults that offer eternal life after death to those who follow a self-sacrificing saviour are frowned upon, Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts, and there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oronia's national animal is the jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Church of Oronia.

Oronia is ranked 109,145th in the world and 805th in the West Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 385 billion Standard Monetary Units.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 268thMost Developed: 363rdHealthiest Citizens: 381stLongest Average Lifespans: 405thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 530thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 552ndLargest Governments: 610thHighest Average Tax Rates: 618thMost Inclusive: 681stMost Beautiful Environments: 937thSmartest Citizens: 960thMost Scientifically Advanced: 980thBest Weather: 1,035thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,119thMost Cultured: 1,195thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,239thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,318thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,512thSafest: 1,608thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,638thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,684thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,207thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,244thHighest Economic Output: 2,318thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,595thHighest Average Incomes: 2,630thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,717thMost Influential: 2,894thMost Stationary: 3,185thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,342ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,353rdMost Devout: 3,632ndMost Pacifist: 3,680thNicest Citizens: 4,282ndMost Subsidized Industry: 5,612thMost Efficient Economies: 6,849thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,653rdTop
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Largest Populations: 12,365thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,851stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,309thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,204thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22,411th
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Most Developed: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 12th in the regionMost Inclusive: 12th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12th in the regionLargest Governments: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 17th in the regionBest Weather: 17th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 22nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 23rd in the regionMost Cultured: 23rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 23rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24th in the regionSafest: 29th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 29th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 31st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 31st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 33rd in the regionMost Stationary: 36th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 37th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 38th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 39th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 40th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 42nd in the regionMost Devout: 56th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 62nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 65th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 74th in the regionMost Influential: 81st in the regionMost Pacifist: 84th in the regionLargest Populations: 89th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 89th in the regionNicest Citizens: 92nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 124th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 134th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 287th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 334th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 349th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 361st in the regionNudest: 405th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Oronia, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Oronia, Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts.
  • : Following new legislation in Oronia, cults that offer eternal life after death to those who follow a self-sacrificing saviour are frowned upon.
  • : Following new legislation in Oronia, the "boy who cried wolf" policy makes sick people reluctant to call an ambulance.
  • : Following new legislation in Oronia, international humanitarian organisations are applauding the government for ending the death penalty.
  • : Following new legislation in Oronia, manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition.
  • : Following new legislation in Oronia, the government is seen to favor traditionalist religions.
  • : Following new legislation in Oronia, the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded.
  • : Following new legislation in Oronia, elections are won by the candidate who makes the best 'yo mama' jokes.
  • : Following new legislation in Oronia, advertisements read like science journal articles complete with extensive references.

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