by Max Barry

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Lowest Crime Rates: 266thMost Developed: 366thHealthiest Citizens: 390th
The United Realms of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
El Poder Nace del Fuego
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population15.754 billion

LeaderKing Felipe III
FaithThe Church of Oronia


The United Realms of Oronia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King Felipe III with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, smutty television, and digital currency. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 15.754 billion Oronians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Antüria. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Oronian economy, worth a remarkable 4,321 trillion oroloes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 274,326 oroloes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mollycoddled youths run the country, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence, children often kick jaguars for amusement, and the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oronia's national animal is the jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Church of Oronia.

Oronia is ranked 213,776th in the world and 5,734th in the West Pacific for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -12.37 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Lowest Crime Rates: 266thMost Developed: 366thHealthiest Citizens: 390thLongest Average Lifespans: 414thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 445thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 540thLargest Governments: 630thHighest Average Tax Rates: 664thMost Inclusive: 666thMost Scientifically Advanced: 719thMost Beautiful Environments: 969thSmartest Citizens: 1,013thBest Weather: 1,018thMost Cultured: 1,283rdMost Advanced Public Education: 1,313thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,336thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,440thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,462ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,591stMost Corrupt Governments: 1,625thSafest: 1,696thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,202ndTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,281stMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,298thHighest Economic Output: 2,391stMost Influential: 2,431stHighest Average Incomes: 2,600thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,671stLargest Publishing Industry: 3,268thMost Stationary: 3,281stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,310thMost Pacifist: 3,552ndMost Devout: 3,628thNicest Citizens: 3,664thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,515thMost Efficient Economies: 6,616thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,684thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,860thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,766thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,329thLargest Populations: 12,527thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21,229th
Lowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 9th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 9th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 12th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14th in the regionLargest Governments: 15th in the regionMost Inclusive: 16th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 19th in the regionBest Weather: 23rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 24th in the regionMost Cultured: 27th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 33rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 33rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 34th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 35th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 36th in the regionSafest: 36th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 39th in the regionMost Stationary: 39th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 43rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 43rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 46th in the regionMost Devout: 52nd in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 64th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 75th in the regionMost Influential: 79th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 89th in the regionNicest Citizens: 92nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 97th in the regionLargest Populations: 99th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 99th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 131st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 176th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 199th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 248th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 252nd in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 362nd in the regionNudest: 413th in the regionMost Average: 434th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Oronia, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms.
  • : Following new legislation in Oronia, children often kick jaguars for amusement.
  • : Following new legislation in Oronia, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence.
  • : Following new legislation in Oronia, mollycoddled youths run the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Oronia, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.
  • : Oronia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Oronia, protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations.
  • : Following new legislation in Oronia, group hugs break out during floor votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Oronia, there have been reports of people marrying housepets.
  • : Following new legislation in Oronia, the fattest folk in Oronia look to be the happiest ones.


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