The Pilotipality 🛩️ of Osheiga is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Pilot Montelo II with a fair hand, and notable for its digital currency, vat-grown people, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.409 billion Osheigans enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xovatova. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Osheigan economy, worth a remarkable 1,322 trillion airline miles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 244,461 airline miles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government spends more on chasing distant comets than on basic infrastructure, truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon, it is against the rules of boxing to hit above or below the belt, and children have nightmares about the eerie red glow and constant whirring of newly-installed machines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Osheiga's national animal is the dodo bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Church of the Flying Dodo.

Osheiga is ranked 205^th in the world and 1^st in Trading Cards for Safest, scoring 207.76 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.