Population | 7.522 billion |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | swan |
The Republic of Oslasa35 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, avowedly heterosexual populace, and daily referendums. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 7.522 billion Oslasa35ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 71.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Oslasa35ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,760 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 233,988 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Babies are a small but significant export, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary, and commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oslasa35's national animal is the swan, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Oslasa35 is ranked 115,533rd in the world and 1,791st in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 328.72178961792 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Oslasa35 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Devout.
- : Following new legislation in Oslasa35, commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains.
- : Following new legislation in Oslasa35, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary.
- : Following new legislation in Oslasa35, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids.
- : Following new legislation in Oslasa35, babies are a small but significant export.
- : Following new legislation in Oslasa35, visitors to Oslasa35 are microchipped and must be escorted by an Oslasa35ian soldier - even to the bathroom.
- : Following new legislation in Oslasa35, male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed.
- : Following new legislation in Oslasa35, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Oslasa35ian Embarrassments.
- : Following new legislation in Oslasa35, family trees become bare as entire branches are lopped off.
- : Following new legislation in Oslasa35, the death penalty has been reintroduced.