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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,749thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,145thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,519th
The United States of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Strength Through Freedom
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Oslasa94

Population6.501 billion

CurrencyEuro
AnimalWolf

The United States of Oslasa94 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its aversion to nipples, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.501 billion Oslasa94ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Oslasa94ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,384 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 213,016 Euros, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to liberate slaves, churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs, citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges, and power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oslasa94's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Oslasa94 is ranked 115,578th in the world and 1,810th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 328.69657435628 days.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,749thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,145thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,519thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,699thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 3,246thMost Armed: 3,392ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,468thLargest Black Market: 3,569thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,935thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,239thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,716thMost Patriotic: 7,651stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,711thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,253rdHighest Average Incomes: 8,483rdMost Devout: 9,469thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,036thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 16,825thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,561stHighest Economic Output: 19,710thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,357thMost Authoritarian: 20,992ndBest Weather: 22,086thMost Ignorant Citizens: 25,152ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 26,272ndLargest Governments: 27,900th
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 119th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 147th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 149th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 170th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 183rd in the regionMost Armed: 210th in the regionLargest Black Market: 225th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 230th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 313th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 318th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 397th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 454th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 470th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 507th in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 554th in the regionMost Devout: 561st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 572nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 888th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 898th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 935th in the regionMost Avoided: 944th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Oslasa94, power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun.
  • : Following new legislation in Oslasa94, citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges.
  • : Following new legislation in Oslasa94, churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs.
  • : Following new legislation in Oslasa94, it is illegal to liberate slaves.
  • : Following new legislation in Oslasa94, new "Worker's Strike" laws set out who is allowed to strike a worker.
  • : Following new legislation in Oslasa94, childhood friends of Leader are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense.
  • : Following new legislation in Oslasa94, kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named".
  • : Following new legislation in Oslasa94, minorities play dumb to get more welfare payments.
  • : Following new legislation in Oslasa94, the leaders of Oslasa94 are given the nod by their predecessors.
  • : Following new legislation in Oslasa94, police detectives carry phrenology calipers as part of their standard kit.

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