Population | 6.501 billion |
Currency | Euro |
Animal | Wolf |
The United States of Oslasa94 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its aversion to nipples, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.501 billion Oslasa94ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Oslasa94ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,384 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Furniture Restoration, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 213,016 Euros, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.
It is illegal to liberate slaves, churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs, citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges, and power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oslasa94's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Oslasa94 is ranked 115,578th in the world and 1,810th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 328.69657435628 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Oslasa94, power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun.
- : Following new legislation in Oslasa94, citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges.
- : Following new legislation in Oslasa94, churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs.
- : Following new legislation in Oslasa94, it is illegal to liberate slaves.
- : Following new legislation in Oslasa94, new "Worker's Strike" laws set out who is allowed to strike a worker.
- : Following new legislation in Oslasa94, childhood friends of Leader are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense.
- : Following new legislation in Oslasa94, kids refer to anything below the neck as "the parts that shall not be named".
- : Following new legislation in Oslasa94, minorities play dumb to get more welfare payments.
- : Following new legislation in Oslasa94, the leaders of Oslasa94 are given the nod by their predecessors.
- : Following new legislation in Oslasa94, police detectives carry phrenology calipers as part of their standard kit.