The Europeian Emperor of Ouardeheya is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Emperor SkyGreen Broxenion with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 7.85 billion Ouardeheyans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sky Green City. The average income tax rate is 66.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Ouardeheyan economy, worth 521 trillion coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is 66,431 coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens, editorials that criticize the government are legally obligated to display the "pants on fire" warning, the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation, and tourists call Ouardeheyan beach towns "the fine coastline". Crime is totally unknown. Ouardeheya's national animal is the dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Ouardeheya is ranked 86,569^th in the world and 201^st in the Plains of Perdition for Largest Governments, scoring 17.83 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.