The Environmentalist Commune of Outer Verron Swicia Islands is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Neko with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.013 billion Swicians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cattus in arcem. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Swicish economy, worth a remarkable 1,709 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 213,293 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool, the government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage', an endless multinational bureaucracy connects the Red Bloc, and a sudden shout of "surprise!" does not herald a party for teachers. Crime is totally unknown. Outer Verron Swicia Islands's national animal is the Lolita Catgirl, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Headpatism.

Outer Verron Swicia Islands is ranked 191,665^th in the world and 7,643^rd in The East Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring -86.22 on the Rand Index.