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Most Corrupt Governments: 10th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 14th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15th
The Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Obey or die
Elrod the love god
Influence
Page
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Overdosed crackheads

Population25.776 billion

CapitalCrack Central
LeaderElrod the love god
FaithObey Elrod

Currencyrocks
Animalworm

The Dictatorship of Overdosed crackheads is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Elrod the love god with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, enslaved workforce, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 25.776 billion Overdosed crackheadsians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crack Central. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Overdosed crackheadsian economy, worth an astonishing 14,143 trillion rocks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 548,723 rocks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parents ask their ten-year-olds for help with their government-mandated book reports, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, and first-time moms are expected to be experienced parents from day one. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Overdosed crackheads's national animal is the worm, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Obey Elrod.

Overdosed crackheads is ranked 168,441st in the world and 6,762nd in the Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -379.26 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most Corrupt Governments: 10thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15thLargest Mining Sector: 15thMost Avoided: 18thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 27thMost Secular: 29thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 35thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 39thMost Primitive: 41stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 47thMost Ignorant Citizens: 68thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 71stHighest Disposable Incomes: 77thLargest Insurance Industry: 78thHighest Poor Incomes: 88thFattest Citizens: 150thLargest Retail Industry: 151stHighest Economic Output: 156thHighest Average Incomes: 162ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 322ndMost Stationary: 400thLargest Black Market: 494thMost Efficient Economies: 499thMost Armed: 647thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 686thRudest Citizens: 865thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,355thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,471stLargest Populations: 2,965thNudest: 4,577thMost Conservative: 4,622ndMost Authoritarian: 8,289thTop
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Most Influential: 9,323rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,928thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,598th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 12th in the regionLargest Black Market: 13th in the regionLargest Populations: 14th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14th in the regionRudest Citizens: 19th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 44th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 59th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 132nd in the regionNudest: 145th in the regionMost Conservative: 233rd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 406th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 422nd in the regionLargest Governments: 535th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 544th in the region

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