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The Dictatorship of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Obey or die
Elrod the love god
Influence
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Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Overdosed crackheads

Population34.899 billion

CapitalCrack Central
LeaderElrod the love god
FaithObey Elrod

Currencyrocks
Animalworm

The Dictatorship of Overdosed crackheads is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Elrod the love god with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, fear of technology, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 34.899 billion Overdosed crackheadsians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crack Central. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Overdosed crackheadsian economy, worth an astonishing 21,245 trillion rocks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 608,773 rocks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days', it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli, and families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Overdosed crackheads's national animal is the worm, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Obey Elrod.

Overdosed crackheads is ranked 47,035th in the world and 410th in the Pacific for Most Stationary, with 933.0003751016 days.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12thLargest Mining Sector: 18thMost Avoided: 19thMost Corrupt Governments: 21stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 31stHighest Disposable Incomes: 52ndLargest Insurance Industry: 57thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 64thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 69thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 77thMost Secular: 84thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 91stMost Primitive: 93rdHighest Economic Output: 111thHighest Poor Incomes: 127thMost Ignorant Citizens: 146thFattest Citizens: 163rdMost Armed: 166thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 187thHighest Average Incomes: 197thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 256thLargest Retail Industry: 468thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 933rdLargest Black Market: 940thLowest Crime Rates: 973rdMost Patriotic: 1,305thRudest Citizens: 2,018thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,308thLargest Populations: 2,667thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3,569thMost Efficient Economies: 3,766thLargest Governments: 4,117thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,940thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,303rdMost Authoritarian: 8,098thMost Conservative: 9,281stNudest: 13,646thMost Influential: 14,041stTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,328thLargest Agricultural Sector: 19,630th
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Most Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Populations: 15th in the regionLargest Black Market: 27th in the regionRudest Citizens: 33rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 35th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 35th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 51st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 64th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 68th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 82nd in the regionLargest Governments: 101st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 114th in the regionNudest: 151st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 182nd in the regionMost Conservative: 218th in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 261st in the regionMost Influential: 269th in the regionMost Extreme: 286th in the regionMost Stationary: 410th in the region

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