Population | 34.899 billion |
Capital | Crack Central |
Leader | Elrod the love god |
Faith | Obey Elrod |
Currency | rocks |
Animal | worm |
The Dictatorship of Overdosed crackheads is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Elrod the love god with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, fear of technology, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 34.899 billion Overdosed crackheadsians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The minute, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crack Central. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Overdosed crackheadsian economy, worth an astonishing 21,245 trillion rocks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 608,773 rocks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days', it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli, and families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Overdosed crackheads's national animal is the worm, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Obey Elrod.
Overdosed crackheads is ranked 47,035th in the world and 410th in the Pacific for Most Stationary, with 933.0003751016 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Overdosed crackheads, families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country.
- : Overdosed crackheads lodged a message on the The Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Overdosed crackheads, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli.
- : Following new legislation in Overdosed crackheads, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public.
- : Following new legislation in Overdosed crackheads, 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'.
- : Overdosed crackheads lodged a message on the The Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Overdosed crackheads, signs of extraterrestrial life are just foreign astronauts evading Overdosed crackheadsian justice.
- : Following new legislation in Overdosed crackheads, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie.
- : Following new legislation in Overdosed crackheads, six-year-old children playing dress-up are viewed with suspicion.
- : Overdosed crackheads lodged a message on the The Pacific Regional Message Board.