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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 189thLargest Black Market: 243rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 632nd
The Hyper-Fascist Catgirl Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Against the cannons, nyah, nyah~!
Influence
Power
Founder / Emperor
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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P0RTVGAL

Population18.956 billion

CapitalCowoimbra
LeaderHis Holy Fuzziness Rowan the XIII
FaithEsoteric Ethno-Uwuism

CurrencyPaw
AnimalMeow-meow

The Hyper-Fascist Catgirl Empire of P0RTVGAL is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by His Holy Fuzziness Rowan the XIII with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, avowedly heterosexual populace, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.956 billion Pawtuguese are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Environment also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cowoimbra. The average income tax rate is 76.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pawtuguese economy, worth a remarkable 6,116 trillion Paws a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 322,682 Paws, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Blueriver mercenaries routinely do the army's dirty work, the nation's new currency features full-length portraits of His Holy Fuzziness Rowan the XIII in ermine and velvet garb, five-hundred-twenty-five-thousand-six-hundred revivals is how theatre-goers measure a year, and traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. P0RTVGAL's national animal is the Meow-meow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Esoteric Ethno-Uwuism.

P0RTVGAL is ranked 214,587th in the world and 27th in Fifth Empire for Most Secular, with 5.85 Atheism Rate.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 189thLargest Black Market: 243rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 632ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 649thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 679thHighest Poor Incomes: 731stMost Valuable International Artwork: 734thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,051stMost Corrupt Governments: 1,179thHighest Economic Output: 1,250thHighest Average Incomes: 1,557thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,604thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,123rdMost Cultured: 2,131stMost Beautiful Environments: 2,183rdTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 2,375thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,722ndBest Weather: 3,001stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,418thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,647thMost Developed: 3,921stMost Influential: 3,995thLowest Crime Rates: 4,389thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,857thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,218thMost Efficient Economies: 5,304thSmartest Citizens: 5,591stMost Devout: 5,685thLargest Governments: 6,410thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,615thLargest Populations: 7,518thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,004thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,030thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,343rdTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 11,531stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,741stHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,808thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,908thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,503rdMost Authoritarian: 16,679thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,287th
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Most Influential: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in P0RTVGAL, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income.
  • : Following new legislation in P0RTVGAL, five-hundred-twenty-five-thousand-six-hundred revivals is how theatre-goers measure a year.
  • : P0RTVGAL voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Pedagogical Freedom".
  • : P0RTVGAL lodged a message on the Fifth Empire Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in P0RTVGAL, the nation's new currency features full-length portraits of His Holy Fuzziness Rowan the XIII in ermine and velvet garb.
  • : Following new legislation in P0RTVGAL, Blueriver mercenaries routinely do the army's dirty work.
  • : Following new legislation in P0RTVGAL, plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go.
  • : Following new legislation in P0RTVGAL, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework.
  • : Following new legislation in P0RTVGAL, there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold.
  • : Following new legislation in P0RTVGAL, giant beards and handlebar moustaches are increasingly popular.

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