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Largest Retail Industry: 2,413th Most Avoided: 2,520th Fattest Citizens: 2,572nd
The Maoist Nation of
Compulsory Consumerist State
No communist party, no new China
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview Factbook Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

P R of China

Population802 million

CapitalBeijing
LeaderXi Jinping

CurrencyRenminbi
AnimalPanda

The Maoist Nation of P R of China is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by Xi Jinping with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 802 million Chineses are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beijing. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Chinese economy, worth 149 trillion Renminbis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 186,847 Renminbis, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 670,844 per year while the poor average 37,286, a ratio of 18.0 to 1.

Airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids, students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50, and life expectancy is way down but posthuman perfectionism is way up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. P R of China's national animal is the Panda, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

P R of China is ranked 157,662nd in the world and 569th in New Western Atlantic for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -6.32 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.

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Largest Retail Industry: 2,413thMost Avoided: 2,520thFattest Citizens: 2,572ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,666thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,702ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,054thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,120thLargest Mining Sector: 3,151stHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,719thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,977thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,025thMost Influential: 5,439thHighest Average Incomes: 6,920thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,036thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,223rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,410thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 9,480thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,152ndMost Efficient Economies: 11,236thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,333rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,700thRudest Citizens: 11,928thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,989thMost Secular: 12,302ndLargest Publishing Industry: 14,538thLargest Black Market: 14,661stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,825thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15,931st
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14th in the regionMost Avoided: 14th in the regionFattest Citizens: 15th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 18th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 26th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 28th in the regionTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 33rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 39th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 42nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 45th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 46th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 47th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 52nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in P R of China, life expectancy is way down but posthuman perfectionism is way up.
  • : Following new legislation in P R of China, students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50.
  • : Following new legislation in P R of China, nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids.
  • : Following new legislation in P R of China, airplane passengers who purchase "basic economy" tickets are often assigned seats in the lavatory.
  • : Following new legislation in P R of China, the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property.
  • : Following new legislation in P R of China, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning.
  • : P R of China was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in P R of China, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in P R of China, inter-species marriages are ignored by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in P R of China, children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits.

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