Population | 2.539 billion |
Capital | Hyrule |
Leader | Eevee |
Faith | Gamerism |
Currency | Win Coin |
Animal | Goomba |
The Game of Paldea is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Eevee with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.539 billion Inklings have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hyrule. The average income tax rate is 79.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Paldean economy, worth 242 trillion Win Coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 95,438 Win Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy, reporters sent to cover suspected UFO visits come back with stories about quilting bees, a rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows, and stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paldea's national animal is the Goomba, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Gamerism.
Paldea is ranked 296,332nd in the world and 1,871st in Herta Space Station for Most Stationary, with 0.95877021972 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Paldea, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues.
- : Following new legislation in Paldea, a rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows.
- : Paldea's influence in Herta Space Station rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Paldea was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
- : Paldea lodged a message on the Herta Space Station Regional Message Board.
- : Paldea relocated from Two to Herta Space Station.
- : Paldea relocated from A Better Name Than That to Two.
- : Following new legislation in Paldea, reporters sent to cover suspected UFO visits come back with stories about quilting bees.
- : Following new legislation in Paldea, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy.
- : Paldea voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.