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Largest Welfare Programs: 5,693rdMost Pacifist: 6,341stMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,353rd
The Game of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Dedede, that’s the name you should know!
Eevee
Influence
Unproven
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Paldea

Population2.539 billion

CapitalHyrule
LeaderEevee
FaithGamerism

CurrencyWin Coin
AnimalGoomba

The Game of Paldea is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Eevee with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.539 billion Inklings have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hyrule. The average income tax rate is 79.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Paldean economy, worth 242 trillion Win Coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 95,438 Win Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy, reporters sent to cover suspected UFO visits come back with stories about quilting bees, a rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows, and stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paldea's national animal is the Goomba, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Gamerism.

Paldea is ranked 296,332nd in the world and 1,871st in Herta Space Station for Most Stationary, with 0.95877021972 days.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 5,693rdMost Pacifist: 6,341stMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,353rdNicest Citizens: 7,708thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,775thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,924thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,282ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,937thSafest: 11,532ndMost Inclusive: 12,121stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,147thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,842ndTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 15,089thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,078thHighest Food Quality: 16,519thBest Weather: 17,503rdMost Beautiful Environments: 19,325thHealthiest Citizens: 19,344thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,376thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,445thSmartest Citizens: 19,609thLowest Crime Rates: 22,427thMost Developed: 23,942ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 24,108thMost Scientifically Advanced: 24,325th
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 10th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 10th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 11th in the regionMost Developed: 12th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 17th in the regionTop
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Safest: 21st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 29th in the regionBest Weather: 39th in the regionMost Politically Free: 40th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 52nd in the regionMost Secular: 57th in the regionMost Cultured: 90th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 111th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 113th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 127th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 183rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Paldea, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues.
  • : Following new legislation in Paldea, a rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows.
  • : Paldea's influence in Herta Space Station rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Paldea was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Paldea lodged a message on the Herta Space Station Regional Message Board.
  • : Paldea relocated from Two to Herta Space Station.
  • : Paldea relocated from A Better Name Than That to Two.
  • : Following new legislation in Paldea, reporters sent to cover suspected UFO visits come back with stories about quilting bees.
  • : Following new legislation in Paldea, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy.
  • : Paldea voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Airline Safety And Comfort Disclosures".

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