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Healthiest Citizens: 1,861stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,184thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,418th
The Armed Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
A wise man in times of peace, prepares for war.
President Fulkerson
Influence
Truckler
Executive Advisor / Consul Emeritus
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Paleocacher

Population26.2 billion

CapitalGardena
LeaderPresident Fulkerson

CurrencySelkie
AnimalRed Wolf

The Armed Republic of Paleocacher is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Fulkerson with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cheerful population of 26.2 billion Paleocacherians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gardena. The average income tax rate is 63.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Paleocacherian economy, worth a remarkable 5,780 trillion Selkies a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 220,625 Selkies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing, people who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence, and the jails are alive with the sound of birdsong. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paleocacher's national animal is the Red Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Paleocacher is ranked 264,368th in the world and 405th in The League for Most Stationary, with 13.2153734866 days.

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Healthiest Citizens: 1,861stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,184thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,418thHighest Economic Output: 2,561stBest Weather: 2,626thTop
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Most Cultured: 3,221stMost Influential: 3,303rdHighest Poor Incomes: 3,604thHighest Food Quality: 3,651stLowest Crime Rates: 3,747thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,057thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,336thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,418thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,229thMost Developed: 5,296thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,324thSmartest Citizens: 5,532ndLargest Populations: 6,847thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,592ndHighest Average Incomes: 7,665thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,954thMost Inclusive: 8,054thLargest Governments: 8,676thMost Patriotic: 10,034thNicest Citizens: 10,447thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,540thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,594thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,100thRudest Citizens: 13,148thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,982ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,838thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,176thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,776thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 18,209thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,909thMost Efficient Economies: 23,375thMost Advanced Public Education: 23,557th
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Largest Populations: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 8th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Influential: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 15th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 16th in the regionMost Inclusive: 17th in the regionMost Patriotic: 18th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18th in the regionTop
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Nicest Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 26th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 30th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 32nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 33rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 34th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 37th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 38th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 41st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 48th in the region

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