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Healthiest Citizens: 1,828thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,984thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,107th
The Armed Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
A wise man in times of peace, prepares for war.
President Andrew
Influence
Diplomat
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Paleocacher

Population18.249 billion

CapitalGardena
LeaderPresident Andrew

CurrencySelkie
AnimalRed Wolf

The Armed Republic of Paleocacher is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Andrew with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cheerful population of 18.249 billion Paleocacherians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gardena. The average income tax rate is 15.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Paleocacherian economy, worth a remarkable 3,917 trillion Selkies a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 214,670 Selkies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts, the freedom to be free is always just out of reach, some electoral districts are without a representative as they are stuck with perpetual revotes, and hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paleocacher's national animal is the Red Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Paleocacher is ranked 82,636th in the world and 46th in The League of Conservative Nations for Most Politically Free, scoring 66.48 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

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Healthiest Citizens: 1,828thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,984thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,107thMost Cultured: 2,486thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,547thHighest Economic Output: 2,787thBest Weather: 3,127thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,312thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,329thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,385thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,574thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,655thMost Influential: 4,223rdLowest Crime Rates: 4,234thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,004thHighest Average Incomes: 5,241stMost Beautiful Environments: 5,256thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,424thSmartest Citizens: 5,584thRudest Citizens: 5,597thMost Developed: 5,626thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,515thMost Inclusive: 7,289thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,530thLargest Populations: 7,972ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,003rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,323rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,949thTop
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Largest Governments: 10,389thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,923rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,631stMost Efficient Economies: 15,076thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,420thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20,594th
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the regionTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 11th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Paleocacher was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Paleocacher, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock".
  • : Following new legislation in Paleocacher, some electoral districts are without a representative as they are stuck with perpetual revotes.
  • : Following new legislation in Paleocacher, the freedom to be free is always just out of reach.
  • : Paleocacher lodged a message on the The League of Conservative Nations Regional Message Board.
  • : Paleocacher lodged a message on the The League of Conservative Nations Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Paleocacher, the nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts.
  • : Following new legislation in Paleocacher, the seats at the back of the parliament are reserved for indigenous ministers.
  • : Following new legislation in Paleocacher, scientific progress marches ever forward with the first ever launch of a cheeseburger into space.
  • : Paleocacher lodged a message on the The League of Conservative Nations Regional Message Board.

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