Population | 26.2 billion |
Capital | Gardena |
Leader | President Fulkerson |
Currency | Selkie |
Animal | Red Wolf |
The Armed Republic of Paleocacher is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Fulkerson with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cheerful population of 26.2 billion Paleocacherians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gardena. The average income tax rate is 63.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Paleocacherian economy, worth a remarkable 5,780 trillion Selkies a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 220,625 Selkies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing, people who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns, stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence, and the jails are alive with the sound of birdsong. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Paleocacher's national animal is the Red Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Paleocacher is ranked 264,368th in the world and 405th in The League for Most Stationary, with 13.2153734866 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Paleocacher lodged a message on the The League Regional Message Board.
- : Paleocacher ejected Cash money and hoes from The League.
- : Paleocacher relocated from Concord to The League.
- : Paleocacher relocated from The League to Concord.
- : Paleocacher lodged a message on the The League Regional Message Board.
- : Paleocacher lodged a message on the The League Regional Message Board.
- : Paleocacher lodged a message on the The League Regional Message Board.
- : Paleocacher lodged a message on the The League Regional Message Board.
- : Paleocacher lodged a message on the The League Regional Message Board.
- : Paleocacher was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.