The Reformed Revolution of Panaderia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Itahnya Fehkira with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 13.335 billion Ancients are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Izubelrine. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Ancient economy, worth a remarkable 7,683 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 576,186 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes, people's charity begins and ends at home, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, and students learn how to disarm mines before understanding basic arithmetic. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Panaderia's national animal is the Arctic Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Arts.

Panaderia is ranked 406^th in the world and 2^nd in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Lowest Crime Rates, with 208.52 law-abiding acts per hour.