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Most Subsidized Industry: 83rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 123rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 164th
The Black and White Dynasty of
Capitalizt
Prepared
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Pandaland II

Population8.099 billion

Capitalthe Bamboo Forest
LeaderGiant Panda
FaithBambooism

CurrencyBamboo
AnimalGiraffe

The Black and White Dynasty of Pandaland II is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Giant Panda with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 8.099 billion Pandas enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Bamboo Forest. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Panda economy, worth a remarkable 3,936 trillion Bamboos a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Retail, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 486,014 Bamboos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding", eminent domain has been abolished, and CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears. Crime is totally unknown. Pandaland II's national animal is the Giraffe, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Bambooism.

Pandaland II is ranked 434th in the world and 13th in the West Pacific for Largest Black Market, with 5,854 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 83rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 123rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 164thLargest Retail Industry: 176thRudest Citizens: 334thMost Efficient Economies: 373rdHighest Average Incomes: 373rdHighest Poor Incomes: 376thLargest Black Market: 434thMost Secular: 461stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 480thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 484thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 502ndMost Advanced Public Education: 624thMost Scientifically Advanced: 770thLargest Publishing Industry: 785thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 966thFattest Citizens: 1,058thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,062ndSmartest Citizens: 1,081stMost Avoided: 1,190thLargest Mining Sector: 1,331stMost Cultured: 1,345thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,436thLargest Governments: 1,461stMost Influential: 1,559thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,585thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,740thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,804thMost Inclusive: 2,273rdTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,910thHighest Economic Output: 3,051stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,124thMost Developed: 3,299thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,445thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,411thNudest: 6,643rdLowest Crime Rates: 7,624thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,650thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,323rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,399thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,558thLargest Gambling Industry: 11,091stTop
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Highest Drug Use: 17,598th
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Most Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11th in the regionMost Secular: 11th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12th in the regionLargest Black Market: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 16th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 17th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 18th in the regionMost Influential: 19th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 21st in the regionFattest Citizens: 23rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 25th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 26th in the regionMost Cultured: 27th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 28th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 28th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 31st in the regionLargest Governments: 31st in the regionMost Avoided: 31st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 40th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 48th in the regionMost Inclusive: 57th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 59th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 63rd in the regionMost Developed: 71st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 77th in the regionNudest: 90th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 127th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 129th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 143rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 145th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 153rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 157th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 166th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 221st in the regionLargest Populations: 296th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 497th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 584th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Pandaland II voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Fairness in Collective Bargaining"".
  • : Following new legislation in Pandaland II, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears.
  • : Following new legislation in Pandaland II, eminent domain has been abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in Pandaland II, fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding".
  • : Following new legislation in Pandaland II, cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates.
  • : Pandaland II was reclassified from "Capitalist Paradise" to "Capitalizt".
  • : Following new legislation in Pandaland II, the media have begun calling the government treasury "Giant Panda's stash".
  • : Pandaland II voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Supporting People with Disabilities".
  • : Pandaland II voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Lily".
  • : Pandaland II voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Whistleblower Protection Act".

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World Assembly

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