by Max Barry

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 247th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 451st Most Advanced Defense Forces: 512th
The Federal Ethnostate of
Iron Fist Consumerists
One race, one nation, under one almighty creator
President Edik Princev
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population4.12 billion

CapitalVeliky Tsaritsyn
LeaderPresident Edik Princev
FaithPandoskan Orthodoxy

CurrencyFederal Ruble
AnimalTsar Eagle

The Federal Ethnostate of Pandoska is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Edik Princev with an iron fist, and remarkable for its digital currency, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.12 billion Pandoskans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Veliky Tsaritsyn. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Pandoskan economy, worth a remarkable 1,155 trillion Federal Rubles a year, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 280,493 Federal Rubles, with the richest citizens earning 7.6 times as much as the poorest.

The WhoTube comments section has gone strangely quiet, leakers release information by etching graffiti on bathroom stalls, a crusade against barbaric religious practices has begun, and the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pandoska's national animal is the Tsar Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Pandoskan Orthodoxy.

Pandoska is ranked 145,262nd in the world and 7,312th in The North Pacific for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -11.74 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 247thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 451stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 512thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 568thMost Corrupt Governments: 825thMost Devout: 956thLowest Crime Rates: 1,056thTop
Most Influential: 1,553rdLargest Governments: 1,696thHighest Average Incomes: 2,015thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,041stHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,064thLargest Black Market: 2,234thHealthiest Citizens: 2,303rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,578thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,709thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,973rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,115thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,580thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,390thLargest Mining Sector: 4,620thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,977thRudest Citizens: 5,112thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,490thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,781stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,853rdSmartest Citizens: 6,553rdMost Avoided: 7,485thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 8,492ndMost Conservative: 8,649thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,961stHighest Economic Output: 12,238th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 24th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 29th in the regionMost Devout: 39th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 51st in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 79th in the regionLargest Governments: 81st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 84th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 84th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 95th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 102nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 118th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 126th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 148th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 158th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 177th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 182nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 187th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 209th in the regionMost Avoided: 256th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 265th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 272nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 289th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 357th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 365th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 377th in the regionTop
Most Conservative: 466th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 573rd in the regionMost Influential: 616th in the region

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