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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 183rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 304thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 328th
The Federal Ethnostate of
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Make WA Great Again
Influence
Hatchling
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Pandoska

Population6.256 billion

CapitalVeliky Tsaritsyn
LeaderPresident Edik Princev
FaithPandoskan Orthodoxy

CurrencyFederal Ruble
AnimalTsar Eagle

The Federal Ethnostate of Pandoska is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by President Edik Princev with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, smutty television, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.256 billion Pandoskans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Veliky Tsaritsyn. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Pandoskan economy, worth a remarkable 2,233 trillion Federal Rubles a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 357,022 Federal Rubles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,130,195 per year while the poor average 86,048, a ratio of 13.1 to 1.

Wildlife parks are packed with poachers yet increasingly devoid of animals, flipping a coin to make a decision leads to a referral to Gambling Addiction Services, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets, and a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pandoska's national animal is the Tsar Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Pandoskan Orthodoxy.

Pandoska is ranked 188,098th in the world and 6,579th in Lazarus for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -7.65 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 183rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 304thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 328thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 352ndMost Corrupt Governments: 845thMost Devout: 933rdLargest Black Market: 941stLowest Crime Rates: 1,099thHighest Average Incomes: 1,132ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,239thMost Armed: 1,410thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,598thMost Influential: 1,607thLargest Governments: 1,717thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,829thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,881stHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,007thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,078thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 2,327thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,502ndMost Efficient Economies: 2,677thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,804thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,881stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,914thMost Developed: 3,462ndLargest Mining Sector: 3,591stMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,641stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,526thRudest Citizens: 5,443rdSmartest Citizens: 6,217thHighest Economic Output: 6,585thTop
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Most Avoided: 12,664thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,802ndHighest Poor Incomes: 14,710th
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 47th in the regionLargest Black Market: 47th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 51st in the regionMost Devout: 52nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 56th in the regionMost Armed: 57th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 64th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 73rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 78th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 85th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 93rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 94th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 99th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 105th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 108th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 122nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 142nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 153rd in the regionMost Developed: 159th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 170th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 170th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 187th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 208th in the regionRudest Citizens: 252nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 296th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 314th in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 690th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 714th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 773rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Pandoska's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Pandoska was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector, Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, Most Corrupt Governments, Highest Average Tax Rates, and Largest Black Market.
  • : Pandoska's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Pandoska was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : Pandoska ceased to exist in The North Pacific.
  • : Pandoska was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Pandoska was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Pandoska resigned from the World Assembly.
  • : Pandoska voted against the World Assembly Resolution "International Criminal Protocol".
  • : Pandoska was endorsed by The Lucky Santa Easter Eggs of Dangine.

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