The Sosalist Republik of Pantsville is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Liam Apello with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 5.524 billion Pantsvillejans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal government prioritizes Industry, although Administration, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Panapolis. The average income tax rate is 3.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pantsvillean economy, worth 955 trillion Florins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 172,957 Florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The Capybara stadiums are open 24/7, a survey of the nation's rivers and children has shown that pesticide levels are at an all-time regional high, the little guy plays a big role in Pantsvillean politics, and the Pantsvillean delegation to the World Assembly is having a hard time convincing people that international law will "pay for itself somehow...". Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Pantsville's national animal is the Capybara, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secular.

Pantsville is ranked 293,083^rd in the world and 196^th in Lands End for Lowest Crime Rates, with 4.46 law-abiding acts per hour.