Population | 11.846 billion |
Capital | Bella |
Leader | Queen Regent PapaBellum |
Faith | Intrabellum Pact |
Currency | Blood Pound |
Animal | Dragon |
The Matriarchy of PapaBellum is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen Regent PapaBellum with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, frequent executions, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 11.846 billion Draconixeses are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bella. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient PapaBellumian economy, worth a remarkable 8,020 trillion Blood Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 677,060 Blood Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism, the government is encouraging violence on television, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description, and police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PapaBellum's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Intrabellum Pact.
PapaBellum is ranked 12th in the world and 1st in Papastan for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 21,454.04 on the Societal Mobility Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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PapaBellum, police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom.
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PapaBellum, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description.
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PapaBellum, the government is encouraging violence on television.
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PapaBellum was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Inclusive.
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PapaBellum, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism.
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PapaBellum, sports fans complain that cricket tests now last an unbearable ten days.
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PapaBellum, transgender and agender are on the education agenda.
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PapaBellum, the government burgles the houses of holidaying citizens.
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PapaBellum, tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens.
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PapaBellum, foreign lack of enthusiasm for PapaBellumian nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli.