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PapaJacky

Population15.119 billion

CapitalGrainville
LeaderHigh Lord and Supreme Baron PapaJacky
FaithLovetism

CurrencyLoaf
AnimalPig

The Dominion of PapaJacky is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by High Lord and Supreme Baron PapaJacky with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 15.119 billion Jackens are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grainville. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient PapaJackyian economy, worth a remarkable 5,645 trillion Loaves a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 373,434 Loaves, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Annulments are on the rise as couples discover their ancestors were born in the same hospitals, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, there's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services, and a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII'. Crime is totally unknown. PapaJacky's national animal is the Pig, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lovetism.

PapaJacky is ranked 241,938th in the world and 3rd in Papastan for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -50.06 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Most Rebellious Youth: 3,635thMost Income Equality: 8,199thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,725thMost Stationary: 9,707thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,946thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 12,947thMost Influential: 13,780thLargest Populations: 15,834thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,375thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,002nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII'.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, there's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, annulments are on the rise as couples discover their ancestors were born in the same hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, members of the government all have oddly similar anecdotes about their childhoods.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, any secret that gets off someone's chest is promptly replaced.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, solid-gold toilets are PapaJackyian prisons' least expensive furnishings.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, the police go to great efforts to seize contraband favored by politicians on the police oversight committee.
  • : Following new legislation in PapaJacky, burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony.

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