The Most Serene Republic of Parmiaion is a massive, cultured nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.79 billion Parims are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alexagio. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 83.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Parmian economy, worth 651 trillion Exclaves a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 171,864 Exclaves, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.
Sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside, farting etiquette is taught in schools, residents of ageing concrete tower blocks have vital renovation work stopped by Brutalism enthusiasts, and being wrong on the internet has been classified as digital terrorism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Parmiaion's national animal is the Red-Tailed Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Parmiaion was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
- : Following new legislation in Parmiaion, being wrong on the internet has been classified as digital terrorism.
- : Following new legislation in Parmiaion, residents of ageing concrete tower blocks have vital renovation work stopped by Brutalism enthusiasts.
- : Following new legislation in Parmiaion, farting etiquette is taught in schools.
- : Following new legislation in Parmiaion, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside.
- : Parmiaion was endorsed by The TEP Evolved Cartographer of Asendavia.
- : Parmiaion voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend the Rejected Realms".
- : Parmiaion endorsed The Mischievous Mermaid of Escade.
- : Following new legislation in Parmiaion, the nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts.
- : Following new legislation in Parmiaion, the government asks not what you can do for your country but what you can do to tidy their country homes.
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