The Most Serene Republic of Paschalia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Sheepalicious McBigbutt with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, unlimited-speed roads, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.484 billion Paschalians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hanche. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Paschalian economy, worth 532 trillion Coffee Crisps a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 118,729 Coffee Crisps, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.
Citizens need a magnifying glass and color chart to distinguish between nearly identical brand labels, ironic death by tasering is on the rise amongst door-to-door taser salesmen, corrupt paupers spend taxpayer Coffee Crisps on liquor and tobacco, and several inches are being added to first class seating. Crime is relatively low. Paschalia's national animal is the sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Paschalia was endorsed by The Holy Crimson n Blue Factory of Aluminum Oxynitride.
- : Paschalia was endorsed by The Republic of Shaqolandia.
- : Paschalia endorsed The United Kingdom of Carvell.
- : Paschalia endorsed The Federal Republic of Volkason.
- : Paschalia endorsed The Federal Republic of The Antarctic Empires.
- : Paschalia endorsed The Western Card Czar of Giovanniland.
- : Following new legislation in Paschalia, several inches are being added to first class seating.
- : Paschalia was endorsed by The Western Card Czar of Giovanniland.
- : Paschalia was endorsed by The Federal Republic of The Antarctic Empires.
- : Paschalia was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Volkason.
Endorsements Received: 58 » Bran Astor, Dalimbar, Big Bad Badger, Saint Philip and Laurence, Constantinopolisia, The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Atheist States of Philippines, Denieria, Dilber, Fujai, Sensorland, Recuecn, Bhang Bhang Duc, The Fourth Redoubt, Liberillia, Pandaland II, Archonina, Westwind, Comia Noracon, 3kruimels, Oometz, Starblazer, The Unified Missourtama States, Imperial Eascalsh Ohavillbell, Win Mints, Theicor, Mirchusko, Libterraria, Probablynotverygoodistan, Marina Nova, Sindria, Akshireuya, Wickedly evil people, The Undivided, Quevilis, Cro Magnon, Fuentana, Gryphonian Alliance, Papercuts and Skittles, Einherfell, Ferroia, Pi Island, Nieubasria, Arracrania, IndyCar Racing, New Belia, Plankstein, Reklim, Hiems, Mediobogdum, and 8 others.Saransh, Anuubis, Carvell, Volkason, The Antarctic Empires, Giovanniland, Shaqolandia, and Aluminum Oxynitride.