The The The The The of of of of of Paul Pasch is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by John Camden with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, keen interest in outer space, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 6.82 billion Paschans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capitali. The average income tax rate is 79.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Paschan economy, worth 647 trillion celenes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 94,951 celenes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens, politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms, and children as young as eight can present logical proofs for the existence of the afterlife. Crime is totally unknown. Paul Pasch's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Paul Pasch is ranked 35,537^th in the world and 1,616^th in The North Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 94,951.97 Standard Monetary Units.