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Lowest Crime Rates: 210thHighest Average Tax Rates: 257thLargest Governments: 270th
The Democratic Republic of
Corrupt Dictatorship
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Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population10.48 billion

LeaderJohn Allen

AnimalBull Shark

The Democratic Republic of Pazakistan is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by John Allen with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 10.48 billion Pazakistanis are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Edmonton. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Pazakistanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,328 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 317,649 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs, Pazakistan isn't what it used to be, John Allen's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader, and the sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pazakistan's national animal is the Bull Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christianity.

Pazakistan is ranked 199,704th in the world and 1,013th in The Communist Bloc for Least Corrupt Governments, with 35.73 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,108thHighest Economic Output: 3,554thMost Influential: 5,434thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,880thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,292ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,514thBest Weather: 7,445thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,266thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,876thTop
Nicest Citizens: 10,663rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,224thMost Secular: 14,323rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,060th
Lowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionSafest: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 10th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Developed: 10th in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 11th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 13th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 15th in the regionMost Cultured: 15th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 16th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 17th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 18th in the regionMost Inclusive: 22nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 25th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 26th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 27th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 31st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 32nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 34th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 40th in the regionLargest Populations: 45th in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 55th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 57th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 57th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 58th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 67th in the regionMost Influential: 84th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 89th in the region

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