by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,010th Most Influential: 1,652nd Most Compassionate Citizens: 5,823rd
The Democratic Republic of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Oh, don't do that.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population1.176 billion

CapitalOsceola Heights
LeaderTimmy Trouble

AnimalOld Cat

The Democratic Republic of PembrokeLand is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Timmy Trouble with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.176 billion PembrokeLandians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Osceola Heights. The average income tax rate is 72.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient PembrokeLandian economy, worth 119 trillion Dollars a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 101,557 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, Timmy Trouble's Twitcher account is typically used to share Old Cat memes rather than government policy, farmers have taken to hunting billionaires who encroach on their land, and tourists call PembrokeLandian beach towns "the fine coastline". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PembrokeLand's national animal is the Old Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

PembrokeLand is ranked 113,121st in the world and 5,936th in The North Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 181.66 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,010thMost Influential: 1,652ndTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 5,823rdNicest Citizens: 6,200thHealthiest Citizens: 6,650thBest Weather: 7,530thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,180thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,571stMost Inclusive: 9,092ndMost Developed: 9,403rdLongest Average Lifespans: 9,510thMost Pacifist: 9,827thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,688thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,246thMost Secular: 11,286thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,608thLowest Crime Rates: 12,540thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,482ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,082ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,908thMost Cultured: 15,613thSafest: 15,818thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,363rdMost Efficient Economies: 16,562nd
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 322nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 341st in the regionNicest Citizens: 351st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 368th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 371st in the regionBest Weather: 414th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 497th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 520th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 526th in the regionMost Pacifist: 536th in the regionMost Developed: 548th in the regionMost Inclusive: 551st in the regionMost Secular: 584th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 612th in the regionMost Influential: 620th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 634th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 685th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 693rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 704th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 756th in the regionMost Cultured: 771st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 772nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 806th in the regionSafest: 821st in the region

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