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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 74thMost Influential: 416thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,148th
The GEQPL of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Penguins are good. Pies are better. Both are amazing!
Delegate GEQP Lady of TSP
Influence
Apprentice
Minister of Culture
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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PenguinPies

Population21.96 billion

CapitalPenguinPies City
LeaderDelegate GEQP Lady of TSP
FaithPIE

CurrencyOreo
AnimalHippo

The GEQPL of PenguinPies is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Delegate GEQP Lady of TSP with an iron fist, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.96 billion PenguinPiesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of PenguinPies City. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The very strong PenguinPiesian economy, worth a remarkable 3,165 trillion Oreos a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 144,160 Oreos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Homesickness is thought to be a waterborne illness, at the edge of the final frontier space's biggest missile platform is about to unfold, glue production is at an all-time high, and government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PenguinPies's national animal is the Hippo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is PIE.

PenguinPies is ranked 15,106th in the world and 277th in the South Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,773.04714997132 days.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 74thMost Influential: 416thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,148thLargest Black Market: 1,231stBest Weather: 1,934thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,978thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,076thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,131stTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 3,395thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,610thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,680thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,532ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,868thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,050thLowest Crime Rates: 5,738thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,278thMost Devout: 6,669thHighest Economic Output: 6,733rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,668thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,986thMost Authoritarian: 9,455thMost Patriotic: 9,622ndMost Cultured: 10,969thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,015thLargest Governments: 12,423rdHighest Food Quality: 12,454thHealthiest Citizens: 12,590thLargest Populations: 13,248thSmartest Citizens: 14,504thTop
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Most Stationary: 15,106thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,697thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,143rdHighest Average Incomes: 24,490th
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Most Influential: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 25th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 30th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 35th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 51st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 53rd in the regionBest Weather: 53rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 55th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 59th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 69th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 83rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 87th in the regionMost Devout: 109th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 113th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 131st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 133rd in the regionLargest Populations: 145th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 161st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 161st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 186th in the regionMost Patriotic: 189th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 255th in the regionMost Cultured: 271st in the regionMost Stationary: 277th in the regionLargest Governments: 282nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 294th in the regionTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 311th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 335th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 352nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 388th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 437th in the regionMost Extreme: 463rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 464th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 453 » Wehraboos, Land Without Shrimp, Tsunamy, Aidenfieeld, Farengeto, Xandev, Hanguk-Nippon, USNE2018, Theorin, Pax Dracon, Nova Montron, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, The Solar System Scope, Nowa Europa, The Two Jerseys, Jehenna, Kiasu-ism, The naked people, Bear Connors Paradiso, Darakin, Antarctic Empires, Curlyhoward, Linden Oak, Amerion, Havenfell, Yellunstryer, Isokenzar, Soem, Dankstergrad, Madhonia, Transtemporal Shifts, Abarri, Noire Denholm, Oreo States, Sthalrim, Southern Numenor, Walloonia, Mapico, Bleakfoot, Rad Asia, A leftover country, Fasire, The Worst army of, Ancient Slobovia, Shefino, Doraya, Calistan, Sanden, North Kanuckistan, Zaelith, and 403 others.Bawkie, Mona Landia, Ralphburg, West Pastafaria, Dereistic, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Itani, Maeiland, Drugged Monkeys, Demicity, Alf Landon, Fire Islands, The United Common, Myness, Jammlandia, Unielvan Millorvium, Amutien, Myndia, Midand, Los Lonley Boys, Ridehale, Avalon Nouveau, Tepertopia, Phanama, Menesynchro, Dignic Freuraternia, Indolos, Privatore, Great Scapula, Myhomecountry, Gymnostan, SHAYTAN UKHIROSS, Unojo, Centia Deran, Avonhead, Freedoom, Anatasha, Skaladoria, Beblahbleblo, Moridine, Wallanda, Sutarianesia, Geekvia, Al Madhaa, Land of Mari, Imperium Sempiternum, Saciu, New Goldman, Insulae libertatis, United States of Belvaria, The Woragopiria, Eastern Cenland Anuicalica, Nomayuki, Pamela And Hepatitis, Aurcania, Ambitchous, Ostavaria, The Akian Islands, Stella-Arga, Arscanesia, Of the european socialist republics, Icarema, Piscantium, Farelonia, Amonguitos, Tiazan, Venezia Pacifica, Kanatian Percocet, Emiton, Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholas, Eleuthelrium, Ever Testing, Vicken, Paganan, Sordandia, Altnavia, Gastravon, The Helleness, Costa Estre, Zanforadon, Tvania, Karatengisa, Gracca, Kazhinskia, ARIAPOLIS01, Great Lothian, Pai Land, Tur Monkadzii, PsiCorps, Azur Lane-UNSC, Bonobiana, New Anterea, 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