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Most Primitive: 528thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,079thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,218th
The 1919 License Plate of
Capitalist Paradise
The CSN's #1 Producer of Office Supplies & Sorghum
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Average

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Pensyltuckee Island

Population14.609 billion

CapitalPen City
LeaderKing Bob Pen
FaithSouthern Baptist

CurrencyPen Buck
Animal9 Banded Armadillo

The 1919 License Plate of Pensyltuckee Island is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, ruled by King Bob Pen with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, fear of technology, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 14.609 billion Pensyltuckians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pen City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.7%.

The sizeable but stagnant Pensyltuckian economy, worth 94.6 trillion Pen Bucks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 6,473 Pen Bucks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 37,205 per year while the poor average 541, a ratio of 68.8 to 1.

People say that smog must be good for you because of its healthy green colour, motorbike jousters live young and die fast, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace', and it turns out that money can buy you happiness. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Pensyltuckee Island's national animal is the 9 Banded Armadillo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Southern Baptist.

Pensyltuckee Island is ranked 44,768th in the world and 16th in Renegade Islands Alliance for Most Stationary, with 985.57691784148 days.

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Most Primitive: 528thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,079thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,218thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,223rdHighest Crime Rates: 1,638thFattest Citizens: 1,710thMost Avoided: 2,319thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 3,628thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,399thMost Devout: 6,289thRudest Citizens: 8,076thMost Armed: 10,035thTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 19,324thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 27,318thLargest Populations: 27,549thMost Pro-Market: 27,596th
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the region

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