Population | 14.609 billion |
Capital | Pen City |
Leader | King Bob Pen |
Faith | Southern Baptist |
Currency | Pen Buck |
Animal | 9 Banded Armadillo |
The 1919 License Plate of Pensyltuckee Island is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, ruled by King Bob Pen with an even hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, fear of technology, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 14.609 billion Pensyltuckians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pen City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.7%.
The sizeable but stagnant Pensyltuckian economy, worth 94.6 trillion Pen Bucks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 6,473 Pen Bucks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 37,205 per year while the poor average 541, a ratio of 68.8 to 1.
People say that smog must be good for you because of its healthy green colour, motorbike jousters live young and die fast, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace', and it turns out that money can buy you happiness. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Pensyltuckee Island's national animal is the 9 Banded Armadillo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Southern Baptist.
Pensyltuckee Island is ranked 44,768th in the world and 16th in Renegade Islands Alliance for Most Stationary, with 985.57691784148 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Pensyltuckee Island was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : Pensyltuckee Island was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
- : Pensyltuckee Island was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
- : Pensyltuckee Island was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
- : Pensyltuckee Island was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : Pensyltuckee Island was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : Pensyltuckee Island's influence in Renegade Islands Alliance rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
- : Pensyltuckee Island was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : Pensyltuckee Island was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : Pensyltuckee Island was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.