by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Advertisement

Most Armed: 5,141stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,323rdLargest Retail Industry: 10,365th
The Eternal Imperial Regency of
Moralistic Democracy
Happy is he who calls himself Iranian
Regent Massoud Eskandari
Influence
Powerbroker
Uber-Prole
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Some

Overview Factbook Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Nuke Control Cards

Persagonian Republic

Population4.173 billion

CapitalTehran
LeaderRegent Massoud Eskandari
FaithShia Islam

CurrencyIranian Rial
AnimalPersian Lion

The Eternal Imperial Regency of Persagonian Republic is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Regent Massoud Eskandari with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, triple-decker prams, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.173 billion Iranians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tehran. The average income tax rate is 41.3%.

The thriving Iranian economy, worth 361 trillion Iranian Rials a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 86,634 Iranian Rials, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Economists confusingly list "fusarium rot and leaf blight" as major risk factors for monetary deflation, the army's trophy cabinets have gone all-organic, serial killers who are released early distribute death but not their seed, and grim instructresses lead the unwillingly impregnated in chants of "it's all my fault" and "blessed be the fruit". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Persagonian Republic's national animal is the Persian Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Shia Islam.

Persagonian Republic is ranked 49,137th in the world and 1st in The Union of Egoists for Highest Poor Incomes, with 38,504.26 Standard Monetary Units.

Top
5%
Most Armed: 5,141stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,323rdLargest Retail Industry: 10,365thTop
10%
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,777thMost Secular: 16,255thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,532ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,329th
Top
10%
Longest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Persagonian Republic, grim instructresses lead the unwillingly impregnated in chants of "it's all my fault" and "blessed be the fruit".
  • : Following new legislation in Persagonian Republic, serial killers who are released early distribute death but not their seed.
  • : Following new legislation in Persagonian Republic, the army's trophy cabinets have gone all-organic.
  • : Following new legislation in Persagonian Republic, economists confusingly list "fusarium rot and leaf blight" as major risk factors for monetary deflation.
  • : Following new legislation in Persagonian Republic, murderers with law degrees can be seen swinging the gavel in courts.
  • : Persagonian Republic's influence in The Union of Egoists rose from "Eminence Grise" to "Powerbroker".
  • : Following new legislation in Persagonian Republic, abortions are carried out secretly in shady backstreet clinics.
  • : Following new legislation in Persagonian Republic, pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card.
  • : Following new legislation in Persagonian Republic, Persagonian Republic is increasingly belligerent on the international stage.
  • : Following new legislation in Persagonian Republic, medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters.

More...

View Forum posts

Report