The Holy Empire of PF5 is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.543 billion PF5ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The strong PF5ian economy, worth 97.2 trillion NationStateses a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and dominated by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Automobile Manufacturing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 62,987 NationStateses, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 354,104 per year while the poor average 5,536, a ratio of 64.0 to 1.

The Federal Council of PF5 has been announced as the new Head of State, PF5 recently decided against having a capital city, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights, and burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. PF5's national animal is the Bat, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

PF5 is ranked 188,249^th in the world and 18^th in Card Farming Region for Most Secular, with 14.93 Atheism Rate.