Population | 12.489 billion |
Capital | Bönnesberg |
Leader | General Secretary |
Faith | Atheism |
Currency | Dracma |
Animal | Fenix Owl |
The Intelligentsia of Phallas is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by General Secretary with a fair hand, and renowned for its absence of drug laws, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.489 billion Phallasians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bönnesberg. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Phallasian economy, worth a remarkable 4,343 trillion Dracmas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 347,794 Dracmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
There's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries, from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Phallas, and the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall. Crime is totally unknown. Phallas's national animal is the Fenix Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.
Phallas is ranked 1,322nd in the world and 31st in The Communist Bloc for Lowest Crime Rates, with 160.2 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Phallas, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.
- : Following new legislation in Phallas, from the highest mountain to the deepest cave - one can always count on finding a good cell signal in Phallas.
- : Following new legislation in Phallas, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries.
- : Following new legislation in Phallas, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation.
- : Phallas endorsed The Republic of Eindhoven-Veldhoven.
- : Phallas was endorsed by The Republic of Eindhoven-Veldhoven.
- : Following new legislation in Phallas, terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports.
- : Following new legislation in Phallas, fair-weather fans talk during plays while die-hard theatre enthusiasts stay at home.
- : Following new legislation in Phallas, frat-house partying has become the national pastime.
- : Following new legislation in Phallas, cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 118 » A Post-Apocalyptic Wasteland, Shamian, Kethania, Illeron, Soviet Felines, The Workers Union of Habsburg-Lorraine, Saint Shepard, Federal Republic of Rogarland, Stalin Lands, -Gregoria, Thebrin, North Fluedan, Karelianastan, Council of America, New Soviet States of America, Doultrenia, Berlin Commune, The Reunification of Korea, Solova, Brauengen, Proletariana, Yeniseisk, Borealian Communes, Soviet State of Covernant, Crobia che Lambur, Chalredonia, Heitoria, Free Workers Confederacy, Ma pi kulupu, Exania, Sith Isles, Dacaro, Greater Vietnamese Empire, Pajonia, Pertsjan, Lackingnameistan, Carrico, GirlsAndGays, Kahrianland, Agania, Likhinia, International Anarchist Confederation, Walthracia, Techno Socialystiche, Minahasa, The palace of God 2, Grebanistan, Zitherstadt, Mycenaean United States, Barbroussia, and 68 others.Canadian Democratic Union, Turkey Creek, Holy Palestine, Khanatah, Quebec second, Our India, Khrushchyovkastan, Tran Flibe, Arulo, Kashlakia, Verdant Groves, Celedaria, International Socialist Union, Equlainne, Arsa, Newdenizland, Democratic Socialist Republic of Monke, Oder Crudia, Of South Indian Company EST, Atlanc, Lorthanien, Vincarn, VR Leona, Ania Itary, Gwerq, Saxxony, Milkau, Democratic Republic of Acember, Anarchospain, Comuny, Verenzia, Garbynia, El Holy Salvador, DragonKhorse, Mikustania, Thelania, FlyLands, Pridneprovye, Egothyzu, The Dutch Proletariat, Khazhkhovija, Bolian island, UNIOS, Novosoviya, Zambianka, Encaoua, The Achterhoek, Anerchi, Socialist UwU, Jaika, Chengjiu, De Eon, Old Corus, Anarchistic cheese, Demotic Union, Dzuk, West Irtinaraxiopia, Flyrinia, Averyickan City, The Peoples United Commun, Bobismh, Utym, North Goiky, Remnantia, AlwaLov, Silu, Namwenia, and Eindhoven-Veldhoven.