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Most Stationary: 1,331stLargest Populations: 6,483rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,622nd
The Allied States of
Father Knows Best State
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Civil Rights
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Economy
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Political Freedom
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Phil the beach pirate

Population21.334 billion

Currencydubloon
Animalturtle

The Allied States of Phil the beach pirate is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 21.334 billion Phil the beach pirateans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 50.9%.

The strong Phil the beach piratean economy, worth a remarkable 1,078 trillion dubloons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is 50,562 dubloons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

College students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, citizens can be frequently spotted going about their business stark naked, elections have been outlawed, and Animal Liberationists are regularly jailed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Phil the beach pirate's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Phil the beach pirate is ranked 64,613th in the world and 15th in Florida for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 2,423.14 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Most Stationary: 1,331stTop
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Largest Populations: 6,483rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,622ndTop
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Highest Economic Output: 17,117thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,251stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 17,531stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,577thMost Influential: 21,915th
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4th in the region

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