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Nudest: 617thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5,486thMost Devout: 10,753rd
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Pinellas Park

Population3.043 billion

CapitalCape Canaveral
LeaderMayor Baker
FaithCapitalism

CurrencyGold Bar
AnimalCow Bat Leprechaun

The Yellow Holy Zombie Lucky of Pinellas Park is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mayor Baker with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, enforced nudity, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 3.043 billion Parkers enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Spirituality, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cape Canaveral. The average income tax rate is 26.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Pinellas Parkian economy, worth 185 trillion Gold Bars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 60,882 Gold Bars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, and it is often said that only Mayor Baker could bring down Dàguó. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pinellas Park's national animal is the Cow Bat Leprechaun, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Capitalism.

Pinellas Park is ranked 150,831st in the world and 41st in Florida for Most Primitive, scoring -66.71 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Nudest: 617thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 5,486thMost Devout: 10,753rdTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 20,992ndMost Politically Free: 24,019th
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 3rd in the regionTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Pinellas Park, it is often said that only Mayor Baker could bring down Dàguó.
  • : Following new legislation in Pinellas Park, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners.
  • : Following new legislation in Pinellas Park, families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Pinellas Park, doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion.
  • : Pinellas Park published "Easter Eggs" (Factbook: Overview).
  • : Following new legislation in Pinellas Park, the nation's favourite colour is green (Pinellas Park has found 1 easter egg).
  • : Following new legislation in Pinellas Park, fiscal policy hawks decry the sizable "panem et circenses" fund added to the public budget.
  • : Following new legislation in Pinellas Park, there's more vermin than ever on the metro.
  • : Following new legislation in Pinellas Park, a video of Mayor Baker wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news.
  • : Following new legislation in Pinellas Park, convicted murderers are free to walk the streets provided they attend rehabilitation classes.

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