The Republic of Pink Island is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, ritual sacrifices, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 6.849 billion Pink Islandians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 50.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pink Islandian economy, worth 959 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 140,151 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections, children asking questions about science are referred to relevant sections in religious texts, the nation's soldiers often believe they're in the Air Force, and Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pink Island's national animal is the Turtlw, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pink Island is ranked 21,757^th in the world and 21^st in The grimy backyard of Bigej for Lowest Crime Rates, with 88.31 law-abiding acts per hour.