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Most Valuable International Artwork: 444thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 631stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 894th
The Jingoistic Military Junta of
Capitalist Paradise
Por la razon o la fuerza
WA Delegate
Civil Rights
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Political Freedom

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Pinochet Executionists

Population5.216 billion

LeaderGeneral Pinochet


The Jingoistic Military Junta of Pinochet Executionists is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by General Pinochet with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, sprawling nuclear power plants, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 5.216 billion Pinochet Executionistsians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Santiago. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Pinochet Executionistsian economy, worth 974 trillion Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 186,742 Pesos, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,643,825 per year while the poor average 3,096, a ratio of 530 to 1.

It is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, phenotypic plasticity is a struggle for sealife in polluted waters, the government prides itself on being smug and condescending to idiots, and a signed affidavit from a prominent anti-corruption advocate declares that he is in fact a crook after all. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Pinochet Executionists's national animal is the animal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Pinochet Executionists is ranked 943rd in the world and 3rd in Lardyland for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 1.64 million Standard Monetary Units.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 444thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 631stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 894thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 943rdFattest Citizens: 1,044thHighest Crime Rates: 1,049thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,199thMost Armed: 1,215thRudest Citizens: 1,314thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,703rdMost Avoided: 1,774thLargest Retail Industry: 1,837thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,324thMost Devout: 2,393rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,252ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,860thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,041stLargest Mining Sector: 5,264thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,376thMost Efficient Economies: 7,468thHighest Average Incomes: 7,649thLargest Black Market: 8,251stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10,029thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,311thLargest Insurance Industry: 13,749thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,492ndHighest Drug Use: 14,777thHighest Economic Output: 16,912thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,584thMost Cultured: 19,473rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 20,380thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,557thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 22,405thMost Pro-Market: 22,496th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionTop
Most Armed: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11th in the region

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