by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 802ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,872ndMost Influential: 4,579th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
My land is my freedom
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population786 million

Capitalboar city

CurrencyHam dollars

The Republic of Pirnovo is a huge, safe nation, ruled by Swineherd with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 786 million Pirnovoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of boar city. The average income tax rate is 56.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Pirnovoan economy, worth 77.7 trillion Ham dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 98,918 Ham dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants, smoking is banned in public areas, citizens may cast their vote over the internet or phone, and asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pirnovo's national animal is the Boar, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Pirnovo is ranked 30,779th in the world and 938th in The East Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 74.93 on the Human Development Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 802ndTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,872ndMost Influential: 4,579thNudest: 4,843rdTop
Largest Retail Industry: 13,287thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15,018thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,363rdMost Average: 19,444thMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,151st
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 52nd in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 101st in the regionNudest: 109th in the regionMost Average: 279th in the regionMost Influential: 327th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 407th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 481st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 557th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 726th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 792nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Pirnovo, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes.
  • : Following new legislation in Pirnovo, citizens may cast their vote over the internet or phone.
  • : Pirnovo was endorsed by The Second Republic of Tretrid.
  • : Pirnovo was endorsed by The Republic of Kristanya.
  • : Following new legislation in Pirnovo, smoking is banned in public areas.
  • : Following new legislation in Pirnovo, small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants.
  • : Following new legislation in Pirnovo, children often kick Boars for amusement.
  • : Following new legislation in Pirnovo, electrocution deaths among computer technicians are at an all-time high.
  • : Following new legislation in Pirnovo, voting district maps are said to resemble a tyrannosaurus eating the capital.
  • : Following new legislation in Pirnovo, children are terrified that the 'flying police monster' will come to take them away in the night.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 218 » Debluu, Axdel, Zukchiva, The Three States of Fortuna, Ridann, Enlil, Dravida India, VW53Aland, Vizh, Wallenburg, Lorrana, Oofery, BearStackof2015, A Slanted Black Stripe, Brotherland, Santa Dystopia, Harro Waarudho, Alttaea, Tassirion, The Kulaata Islands, Dannemarie, Granskau, Rainbow Vests, Greater New Cassandra, Nevertopia, Empire of Dabiristan, Wanabe, East Malaysia, A mean old man, Kucia, Cacnesia, Dragonia, Catlovenia, ArenaC, Acronis, Daravon, Lueva, Asendavia, Technocratic Tagalog, Norna Chitya, Lanagon, Heatherspike, Firlands, Republic of Berzerkistan, Elejamie, Tshana, Danelaw Scandinavia, Clarence-Voslage, Cisdaniria, Aeljae, and 168 others.Talitoa, The solar ottomans, RumButter, CheeseBurrito, Wakeopolis, Blobon, Devlon, Cafe Hell, Arunika, New Amerindia, Jamitri, Rabarbarys, Fellon, Noreds Thereneuthene, The Almighty Country, Spiruvania, Survivoristan, Cellar Doors, ReeK, Wiranath, Pakitsk, Vessarlian, Grossvietnam, Zwen, Rhealaliit, The Death Syndicate, Ripsylvania, Taurora, Firenation91, Lyontisia, La xinga, North Insomnia, Sen Jast, Pledonia, Euricanis, Under Upper Antartica, Adavan, Layngderfleethe, Republic of New India, Bai Lung, Servants of Gizmo, Drunken Seal Islands, Holy Alasia Orozen, The Empire of Rijelv, Socialist Holy American Empire, New Liberitad, Developing World, Propwash, Slys Paws, Hokolokia, Modra, Enou, Headpat Central, H-Zhena, Republoslavia, Freedom Fascists, Trimmania, Isahaak, Marrabuk, Slonful, Barfleur, Adioration, YSG Hermitcraft, Goodnamesarerare, Staynes, West Nagato, Kampf Empire, Roliganistan, Coruh, LibRight Libertarianism, Unger under over, Sunsistan, Blobbo, North Bernia, Impia Aghte, Centrical Union, Dermsie area, Arasakami, Kaigi, Kalaratri, Eagas, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, Imperial Akatsuki, Seri Tai Republic, New Leganes, Lurolona, Stellar Colonies, Packilvania, Outer Verron Swicia Islands, New Bradenia Ghost, Personus, Komiker Mawrysharken, Iodinia, Interdimensional Waifus, Eumania, Albrook, Cameronia Excellentia, Karatol-Advenra, From New World, Roma IV, Upper Ellisse, CANZUK 1, Hexyia, Freedomindia, Obridles, Crucifer, Washingtonian Order, Adolanta, The island of Kiria, Zang0, Khadah, Lingu, ReReReRepublic, New Era states, CopyCato, Abtracnt, Kagorg Bra Corna, United China Nation, Eagle Crest, Universalius, Great Algerstonia, Fontesia, Hitaria, Konneticut, Schelemeketew, Zeiberland, Ulvesogullr, Capitalist Golborne, Anfair, Janoobi Jazair, Monteconstance, Zukish, Rhothstan, Duracell, Preat, Joundia, Mozembique, Kelssek, FreedomIand, Dahom, Concentus, Kublam, Kozya Gora, Monezambique, Icelandic Imperium, Khvetsch, Our Gods, Roissyland, Edmontia, Harmonic Yeetlandia, Narinoland, 3 14159265358979323846264, Bharatewa, Tierra Fuego, Rocie, Aquyia, Northern Celavon, Kilkire, The Rolenia empire, The Soviet Space Commie Union, Hifau, Maricentria, Veterans Association, Nythi, Endertopias, Dorles, Kristanya, and Tretrid.

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