Population | 31.739 billion |
Capital | Yggbrasil |
Leader | Bhadra Procyon |
Faith | Tenseipic |
Currency | Chyper |
Animal | Hempanzee |
The Majestic Elysium of Pixelpark is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Bhadra Procyon with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 31.739 billion Pixes live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The large, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yggbrasil. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 85.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Pix economy, worth a remarkable 6,580 trillion Chypers a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 207,317 Chypers, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 866,846 per year while the poor average 32,318, a ratio of 26.8 to 1.
A common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously", Pix watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home, and dinner parties often end in politically charged fist fights. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Pixelpark's national animal is the Hempanzee, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tenseipic.
Pixelpark is ranked 306,970th in the world and 155th in Spiritus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 2.52 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Pixelpark was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Pixelpark was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Pixelpark was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Politically Free.
- : Pixelpark was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
- : Pixelpark was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Pixelpark was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dead.
- : Pixelpark was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from Melvintown, infecting 1 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
- : Pixelpark was struck by a Mk I (Immunizer) Cure Missile from Melvintown, curing 1 million infected.
- : Pixelpark was cleansed by a Level 2 Specialist Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The United Military States of South EA, killing 10 million zombies.
- : Pixelpark was cleansed by a Level 2 Specialist Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The United Military States of South EA, killing 5 million zombies.