by Max Barry

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Most Scientifically Advanced: 599thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,230thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,291st
The United Kingdom of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Arise, Plazanic land, defend your faith!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population6.34 billion

Leaderᴘʀᴇᴍ'ʏᴇʀ-ᴍɪɴɪꜱᴛʀ ʙᴏɢᴅᴀɴ

CurrencyPlazanic digital Ruble
AnimalPlazanic Black Eagle

The United Kingdom of Plazland is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by ᴘʀᴇᴍ'ʏᴇʀ-ᴍɪɴɪꜱᴛʀ ʙᴏɢᴅᴀɴ with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, enslaved workforce, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.34 billion Plazans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Janus. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Plazanic economy, worth a remarkable 1,599 trillion Plazanic digital Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 252,216 Plazanic digital Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists, the children of Plazland are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, and drawing men's naughty bits isn't considered to be art. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Plazland's national animal is the Plazanic Black Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Orthodoxy.

Plazland is ranked 76,515th in the world and 3,558th in The East Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 2,351.2 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Most Scientifically Advanced: 599thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,230thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,291stMost Influential: 1,590thMost Armed: 1,679thLargest Governments: 1,876thMost Efficient Economies: 1,906thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,179thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,208thMost Developed: 2,267thSmartest Citizens: 2,287thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,845thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,987thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,019thHighest Average Incomes: 3,312thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,484thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,515thMost Cultured: 3,640thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,736thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,738thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,831stLongest Average Lifespans: 5,863rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,309thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,514thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,463rdHighest Economic Output: 9,745thHealthiest Citizens: 9,920thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,059thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,172ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,285thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13,728thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,432ndLargest Black Market: 14,926thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,466thMost Secular: 15,696thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,144th
Most Scientifically Advanced: 16th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 35th in the regionMost Armed: 37th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 37th in the regionLargest Governments: 45th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 49th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 54th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 61st in the regionMost Influential: 62nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 68th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 68th in the regionMost Developed: 69th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 72nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 81st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 81st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 82nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 84th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 90th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 98th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 103rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 129th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 157th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 163rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 228th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 238th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 270th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 289th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 322nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 332nd in the regionLargest Populations: 341st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 361st in the regionLargest Black Market: 380th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 418th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 428th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 455th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 468th in the regionMost Secular: 527th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 667th in the regionRudest Citizens: 864th in the region

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