The United Kingdom of Plazland is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by ᴘʀᴇᴍ'ʏᴇʀ-ᴍɪɴɪꜱᴛʀ ʙᴏɢᴅᴀɴ with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, enslaved workforce, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.34 billion Plazans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Janus. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Plazanic economy, worth a remarkable 1,599 trillion Plazanic digital Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 252,216 Plazanic digital Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Failed genetic experiments wreak havoc as they roam the countryside, flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists, the children of Plazland are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, and drawing men's naughty bits isn't considered to be art. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Plazland's national animal is the Plazanic Black Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Orthodoxy.

Plazland is ranked 76,515^th in the world and 3,558^th in The East Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 2,351.2 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.