The Commonwealth Kingdom of Plazland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Tzar Treza Lida of Janus with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, avant-garde cinema, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 4.428 billion Plazans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Janus. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Plazanic economy, worth a remarkable 1,024 trillion Plazanic digital Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 231,447 Plazanic digital Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Plazland's radio stations, and edutainment video games are taking Plazland's students to the next level. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Plazland's national animal is the Plazanic Black Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Orthodoxy.

Plazland is ranked 13,822^nd in the world and 197^th in The East Pacific for Highest Economic Output, with 1,024 trillion Standard Monetary Units.