Population | 7.836 billion |
Currency | Dragon Coins |
Animal | Valkyria |
The Queendom of Poison Dragonia is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, frequent executions, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 7.836 billion Dragons are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 29.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Poison Dragonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,942 trillion Dragon Coins a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 247,879 Dragon Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.
EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise, returning tourists and businessmen are detained without trial if they belong to the "wrong" religion, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, and trick-or-treaters and circus clowns have been arrested under suspicion of being renegade vigilantes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Poison Dragonia's national animal is the Valkyria, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Poison Dragonia is ranked 40,699th in the world and 81st in The Rejected Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,106.1293615212 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Poison Dragonia, trick-or-treaters and circus clowns have been arrested under suspicion of being renegade vigilantes.
- : Following new legislation in Poison Dragonia, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma.
- : Following new legislation in Poison Dragonia, returning tourists and businessmen are detained without trial if they belong to the "wrong" religion.
- : Following new legislation in Poison Dragonia, EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise.
- : Poison Dragonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Poison Dragonia, the daily weather forecast often predicts light showers of debris.
- : Following new legislation in Poison Dragonia, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi.
- : Following new legislation in Poison Dragonia, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning.
- : Following new legislation in Poison Dragonia, soldiers who shoot themselves in the foot are regarded as heroes.
- : Poison Dragonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.